how to terraform mars: crash ceres into it
mars does not have a lot of water. ceres is mostly water ice
you get oceans and an atmosphere that you'll have a couple million years to figure out how to keep from being destroyed by solar wind, and also a banger sky lightshow
there are no downsides

My personal list of relationship red flags 🚩🚩:
- Talks shit about his ex
- Splits the bill on a date
- Doesn't like cats
- Pisces
- Responds to texts too fast
- Spent childhood in Cincinatti, Ohio
- Too interested in football
- Brown, slightly reddish hair
- Claims to have Irish roots
- Wears square-rimmed black glasses
- Around 6'1", thin build
- Last spotted crossing the border to Mexico near San Diego
I believe the objective is clear. Proceed to the mission.

oui haw