holy fuck they are making it real
https://www.unicode.org/L2/L2024/24226r-esr-report-q4-2024.pdf

Breaking news! The math world is shocked by the discovery of a function that only produces prime numbers and is much faster to evaluate than conventional prime checking methods. The function is:

f(x) = 3

list the woke fillings in the comments

to get access to a medical records database you have to take the hippocratic oauth

you know it's very funny how in older scifi media, robots were depicted as "not human" by not being able to speak perfect english. meanwhile, now we know you can mimic humans even without being sentient