if I have to hear another stable person give cookie cutter advice there will be victims

"just go out and do stuff" I can barely get out of bed

y'all ever run out of words in the dictionary to rephrase the same statement

I am reaching touch starved levels y'all couldn't even conceive of

need to see my own ribs

tag yourself I'm the guy on the left

Me on the weekends

there's no software bug sweeter than "10 years ago someone put this crutch here and now when we finally updated the graphics API suddenly everything broke"