I hath birth spaghetti code God!

I'm a little wise

Talk to a lot of guys

And gals and pals

I'm an attention seeker

And truly a reeker

And I've been asleep sir

I climbed the bell curve

Slid down the other side into hells nerves

And now I know what the grells deserve

I am to the n deviation

In this nation

A minuscule percentile

Who's left rent for a while

And let their garbage pile

And I'm in denial

But I drove through the grove and arove to the stove

Hell's kiln in brazen bull

And there is where I find the bull

Always knew it was full of bull

So I pack a little bowl

And arrange a boolean comparison

Nested loops I jump through hoops

And alphabet soup

I am in fact a pastafarian

I have created spaghetti code god

And it looks so odd

....

But then they never finished this project

Left it unedited

And beheaded

Bullets loaded

Antimony jackets make a racket

And I grab my smoke packet

"It is what it is"

And fuck off with my sacket

Umm 10 thousand and 10?

Most of the time

I'm personally on the .cpp side

TheProjectIWasHired4AfterTheyFiredTheEntirePreviousTeam

Different times

100% my style

[OT] When God gives a sign...

If you know, you know...

Literally me

Fixing bugs while chilling, dude

Programming drama

How computer processors work

fail. fail. fail. win.

repeat.

My computer costs more than my flat

fixing one line of css and breaking three other departments

Patchwork

Really

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