Damn right

Never

Developers will always finda way

Intimidating

How does my first malware look?

JAVA like this

A brief history of Web Development

Finally found this scoundrel

The developers can be quite disrespectful

Compilers:

I understood this after I graduated and started to work

The main rule

Bugs bugs bugs

Great Idea

The choice here is obvious

First you have to learn how to write code without crutches.

I hath birth spaghetti code God!

I'm a little wise

Talk to a lot of guys

And gals and pals

I'm an attention seeker

And truly a reeker

And I've been asleep sir

I climbed the bell curve

Slid down the other side into hells nerves

And now I know what the grells deserve

I am to the n deviation

In this nation

A minuscule percentile

Who's left rent for a while

And let their garbage pile

And I'm in denial

But I drove through the grove and arove to the stove

Hell's kiln in brazen bull

And there is where I find the bull

Always knew it was full of bull

So I pack a little bowl

And arrange a boolean comparison

Nested loops I jump through hoops

And alphabet soup

I am in fact a pastafarian

I have created spaghetti code god

And it looks so odd

....

But then they never finished this project

Left it unedited

And beheaded

Bullets loaded

Antimony jackets make a racket

And I grab my smoke packet

"It is what it is"

And fuck off with my sacket

Umm 10 thousand and 10?

Most of the time