Modern tech hiring be like 😭💻

Me: *“I have strong projects”*
Them: *“We need DSA”*

Me: *“I solved 1000+ LeetCode”*
Them: *“We need experience”*

Me: *“I have experience”*
Them: *“We need open source”*

Me: *“I did EVERYTHING”*
Them: *“We are moving forward with other candidates”* 💀😂

At this point… what exactly do they want? 😭

The humble walk of a dev who knows when to say NO. 😆

Programmers be like

I have started farming already

It’s 2:00 AM, the production server is down, and you have one shot to fix the bug. Who are you trusting to write the script?

Cyber attack