Luk at mi noo fweb mi maed awn deh whey two da voting booth twodey, in da Canadastan elekshumz, fwebs! Hims name is Mr. Snek. Hi just bi chillin' awn deh road. Hims told mi dat deh elections doan maddoar, cuz wi bi controlled bai da (((globalists))), and me seys "yems, Issa tru, kant teak bak a tru, but mi still gun praform mai civic duty, eben doh deh libs still gun bigly win in mai riding." Den hims seyz, he seyz, "Datssssss resssssspectable, mai dood."

So mi voted, tossed mi ballot intwo da bottomless black hole of nihilism, participated in a system dat probably controlled bai de Chinese, Global Elites (wort, wort, wort), and Rhinoplasty-Enjoyers.

Press p fer pet fer Mr. Snek.