Когда в 6 лет закатил истерику в магазине и мама сказала «Дома поговорим»

ПОКА ГРАНД-АДМИРАЛ СПАЛ ЕГО КОРАБЛЬ УГНАЛИ!
ПОКА ГРАНД-АДМИРАЛ СПАЛ ЕГО КОРАБЛЬ ЛОМАЛИ!
СКИНЬТЕСЬ ДЕНЬХОЮ НА КИУИ-КОШЁЛЕК ВЕРХОУНЫМ МАТЕРЯМ ДАТОМИРА, СЦУКА..... БРИДЖЕР МОЛОДОЙ, ЖЕДАЙСКАЯ МАЛ0УЛЕТКА, ПАДЛА МЕЛКАЯ, ВОТ ЭТИ ДУРИКИ БЛЯТЬ, НЕ ЗНАЮТ ЧТО ДЕЛАТЬ, КИТАМИ ИЗР МНЕ БЛЯТЬ ЕБУТ!

Entity голосом Бэнджи ведёт Итана Ханта по неправильному пути навстречу Пэрис

Поехали по старой-доброй традиции: спойлеры второй части «Человека-паука» (для тех, у кого нет PS5 и кто не хочет ждать следующей пятницы)

Kraven essentially kills Peter in his first assault, but Harry is fine because he is using the symbiote like Agent Venom and actually beats up a lot of Kravens henchmen himself. MJ has to carry Peter's body out of the wreckage and they both cry over his comatose body until the symbiote leaves Harry and resuscitates Peter. Peter then slowly slides into being straight up evil over the course of the story. Harry needs the symbiote to live, but Peter refuses to give it back to him, literally choosing power over the life of his friend. Peter tries to kill Kraven in their next fight but Miles stops him. Miles tells Peter to give the symbiote up but Peter doesn't want to, and thinks Miles is incompetent and useless and doesn't deserve to be Spider-Man. Peter then falls asleep and the symbiote hijacks his body and tries to hunt down and kill MJ. Miles intervenes and beats the symbiote off Peter using his electricity and the Church bell. Once Peter's been separated from it he realizes he needs to destroy it, but he's intercepted by Harry who takes it back from him and becomes Venom. Venom kills Kraven (bites his head off) and starts spawning symbiotes throughout the city. Miles and Peter try fighting the symbiotes but Peter dies AGAIN in the fight and Mr. Negative uses the last of his powers to resuscitate him, and it reactivates some dormant symbiote in his system and he becomes Anti-Venom (i.e. white-suit spiderman). The venom boss fight has one phase where you play as Peter and two phases where you play as Miles. Venom is weakened to the point where Harry gains control and begs Peter to kill him, which Peter KILLS HARRY and Miles is able to use his electricity to resuscitate him. The symbiote is then incinerated. The game ends with Peter telling Miles that he needs some time to recover and settle down with MJ, but thats okay because Miles is the true Spider-Man and the city is in good hands. So yeah... Peter dies once, gets saved, turns evil, gets saved, dies again, gets saved, and then quits.

The only fight that Peter wins in the game without the help of the symbiote is when Harry infects MJ with the symbiote and she becomes Scream for some awful reason. Peter has to fight her at his house in Queens, and he wins, but she is trash talking shit about him the whole time. This is part of what prompts him to quit at the end because he and MJ realize they both have lots of issues.

Вот вырасту и стану космонавтом

ЭТО ЧЕ НАХУЙ ТАКОЕ

АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХА

Вот сейчас костюм симбионта надену, сразу крутой стану

Team Spirit, когда после первого дня группового этапа The international заканчивают со счётом 6-0:

«Будешь плохо себя вести - отдам тебя вот тому дяде»

Маленький я, когда потянул отца за палец

Insomniac, когда в игру про Майлза, им проходится вставлять Паркера, иначе игру никто не купит:

Эпопея закончена!

Сделка состоялась, и Activision Blizzard теперь официально часть Microsoft — стоимость покупки составила 68.7 миллиарда долларов.

Когда в 6 лет разнылся, что болит рука, и мама говорит: «Ну все, отрезаем»

Ну что, были сегодня предложки годные?