"I met my girlfriend on Parship, and you?"
"On amphetamine."

the powerhouse of the brain cell

I get high with a little help from my friends.

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we didn't have cats in a while, so enjoy this super cute one, everynyan
(via: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/kb2px1/attention_pls/)

the better version of "live love laugh"