developus mediocrus
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Just a mediocre dev trying to build a career in tech
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Lmao... saw this somewhere

If you replace “AI” with “cocaine” in AI-booster blog posts, you get stuff like this:

Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine.


That tracks
Literally me.
Randomly thinking about that cute girl called liya from 4th grade (ቀይ ነች)
we used to hate the food parents pack for us sometimes and, this once mine was okay but she hated hers so she asked me to eat her food as well and i ate it, shit was delicious af idek why she didn't like it
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ohhh ok
i get it now

it's because i have 130 iq
on a serious note though, there's some 130 iq dude who's lonely

then there are a few 130 iq dudes who are getting some actions

the first group are just finding themselves on the wrong side of statistics. mtsm
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So this app called nperf shows network coverage map
Orange is 4G, red is 4G+ and purple is 5G
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I think about this scene sometimes

My fate probably
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I think about this scene sometimes My fate probably
Her: I'm not gonna have a boyfriend, I'll die alone
Him: Hey, if worst comes to worst, I'll be your boyfriend
Her: *laughs* Yeah right
Him: Why is that so funny?
Her: You made a joke right? So I laughed
Ngl friends is kinda relatable though. Look at the lyrics of its soundtrack:

So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.


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Like, yeah No one told me life was gonna be this way😭😭 Every myth i was told as a school child turned out to be false and life sucks generally
But i'm unemployed currently so like it doesnt fully suck

I am actually starting to appreciate not being an employed person

Freedom man