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What the fuck, did you just fucking attempt to inverse me, you little singular 4x4 matrix? I’ll have you know I've inversed every damn matrix in the observable and non- observable universe, and I've been involved in several solutions of 2nd order differential equations, and I have rejected over 300 null hypothesis and that's only in the past two days. I am trained in integrating by inspection and I have several awards from the Newton/Leibniz institute of calculus. I’m the only mathematician to achieve full marks in the maths challenge in 6 successive years. You are nothing to me but just another pathetic hypothesis to test for, and I bet you're not even significant. I will inverse the fuck out of you with matrix algebra the likes of you have never witnessed, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with writing that shitty hyperbolic equation on the Internet? Calculate again, fucker. I bet you don't even know what a hyperbolic function is. You think you are a sinhing star, well you are fucking not. As we speak I am calculating a differential equation for the rate of your demise you bitch, and I'm gonna prove it by induction. Your pure maths marks will become obsolete, go back to your puny bubble sorts. Right now I'm applying the Dijkstra algorithm so you better prepare for the collision of a lifetime, maggot. I've invented a method of expansion that wipes out the pathetic little method you have of expanding brackets. Your vector equations will be marked down, kid. How can you expect to pass when you are dividing by zero. It's a math error like you. I can work out eigenvectors, diagonal matrices and eigenvalues in my sleep, you need a shitty calculator. Who do you think you are? Casio fx-991ES PLUS. I can calculate the general solution to a 5th order differential equation in my head, you need your "friends" Taylor and Maclaurin. Not only am I related to Sir Isaac Newton and Sir Andrew Wiles, I'm extensively trained in drawing graphs of modular inverse trigonometric and parabolic functions, don't even get me started on ellipses and hyperbolas. I have memorised the entire arsenal of the A Level Maths formula sheet and I will use it to estimate the standard error of your existence. I will normal distribute you and calculate the probability of your failure, you little shit. If only you could have known the hell your horrifying little “differentiate” comment was about to logarithmically rain down upon you, maybe you should have chained ruled that shit and if not then product rule that miserable Cartesian equation. What makes you think you're ready for parametric equations? I bet you couldn’t find dy/dt or dt/dx. Do you even you know how to form dy/dx from that? I don't think so. And now you’re struggling to find the pathetic tangent of a curve, you goddamn idiot. I will shit complex numbers all over you and you will drown in polar coordinates. You’re exponentially dead, kiddo.

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