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if you're wondering what i've been working on (uswap v2)
we’re about to eviscerate multiple different market categories with uswap v2
im not even in this for the money atp
im in it for the love of the game
uSwap v2 Releases Feb7th soon. UX is really important I can't rush it.
More fiat pairs for selling & buying.
Full control during exchanges.
0-confirmation, gasless, & true 0% spread swaps.
Blockchain explorer.
All crypto flows through self hosted & custom coded infra.
uSwap Business powering your business’s payments & handling compliance.
& a shit ton more I genuinely cannot leak or else everyone will do it lol
All powered by infrastructure I’ve been relentlessly building over the past 3 months.
The backend is done. Spending the next weeks refining UX & creating 100% reliability.
Sorry for the long wait. I promise it’s going to be worth it. I genuinely don’t give a shit about the money, I want the BEST product. Fuck everything else.
im not even in this for the money atp
im in it for the love of the game
uSwap v2 Releases Feb
More fiat pairs for selling & buying.
Full control during exchanges.
0-confirmation, gasless, & true 0% spread swaps.
Blockchain explorer.
All crypto flows through self hosted & custom coded infra.
uSwap Business powering your business’s payments & handling compliance.
& a shit ton more I genuinely cannot leak or else everyone will do it lol
All powered by infrastructure I’ve been relentlessly building over the past 3 months.
The backend is done. Spending the next weeks refining UX & creating 100% reliability.
Sorry for the long wait. I promise it’s going to be worth it. I genuinely don’t give a shit about the money, I want the BEST product. Fuck everything else.
i’m tapping into years of ideas for this shit.
uSwap is my fucking magnum opus.
uSwap is my fucking magnum opus.
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➡️ @reusable V3 releases Feb 20th.
Thank you for 10,000,000 emails, 400,000 inboxes, and 3 years of service.
❤️
Thank you for 10,000,000 emails, 400,000 inboxes, and 3 years of service.
❤️
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Marketing can drive initial sales, but true success hinges on the quality of the product itself. People often buy what they want rather than what they need, highlighting the importance of creating a product that resonates on a personal level. Ultimately, a…
uSwap is category-defining.
Ban uSwap from OGU?
Fine.
I’ll just spend 3 months building a product so fucking excellent, it doesn’t even need a forum – it simply replaces it.
Why?
Because I play to win.
I’m about to make your swap service look like a children’s toy.
uSwap releases this week.
Ban uSwap from OGU?
Fine.
I’ll just spend 3 months building a product so fucking excellent, it doesn’t even need a forum – it simply replaces it.
Why?
Because I play to win.
I’m about to make your swap service look like a children’s toy.
uSwap releases this week.
Do you sell a digital product or service, but hate manually fulfilling orders?
My team will automate your entire fulfillment process for FREE.💸
I'll also get you set up with PayPal, CashApp, Apple Pay, Bank Transfer, and more for your services! 💸
You must have a pre-existing reputation, anything really.
We already have multiple reputable partners!
Looking for more, lets grow together! ❤️
Contact me with your product and we'll see if you're a good fit!
➡️ @slither ⬅️
uSwap releases this week! 🤝
My team will automate your entire fulfillment process for FREE.💸
I'll also get you set up with PayPal, CashApp, Apple Pay, Bank Transfer, and more for your services! 💸
You must have a pre-existing reputation, anything really.
We already have multiple reputable partners!
Looking for more, lets grow together! ❤️
Contact me with your product and we'll see if you're a good fit!
➡️ @slither ⬅️
uSwap releases this week! 🤝
❗️IMPORTANT:
So I pulled their entire history off the NEAR blockchain:
- Swap.my: 5,152 swaps, $3.4M volume, $23,980 profit @ 0.72%
- LizardSwap: 1,399 swaps, $2.04M volume, $6,117 profit @ 0.3%
- EagleSwap: 1,111 swaps, $2.17M volume, $4,201 profit @ 0.3%
Every dollar above was charged for adding a frontend to a free API.
The users received no additional value.🤬
— And what's even worse, ❗️
THOUSANDS of their swap's Input & Output TXs + Sender & Recipient Wallets, are fully exposed on-chain - not just to me, but to EVERYONE who looks.
If you used these services - your wallets & swaps are available publicly.
That means (at LEAST) $34,000 in profit was extracted from users by reselling a free service that unknowingly violated their privacy.🤬
^ (includes available data)
— But the good news is, there is a solution.🤬
Introducing uSwap Zero Ø
So, what makes uSwap Zero different?
1. Same exact swap protocol, but with ZERO fees, and ZERO lies.
2. Fully open source, 1,200 lines. 0 dependencies. 0 fees.
3. Independently verifiable. zero.uswap.net/verify
4. Doesn't try to obscure what is actually going on like they do.
5. No JS/trackers - renders with fully static html/css.
6. No database, no knowledge. You leave the web page and we forget your swap exists.
Read the case study: zero.uswap.net/case-study
Read the source code: github.com/uSwapExchange/zero
➡️ Save with uSwap Zero: zero.uswap.net ⬅️
Same protocol everyone else charges for, but free, forever.
This is NOT uSwap v2.
uSwap Zero is nothing special - I literally built it in minutes.
uSwap V2 is still coming and it's going to be EXCELLENT.
Join the telegram to see what’s coming🤬 https://t.me/maintenance
Swap.my (@Changing), LizardSwap.com (@LizardSwap) and EagleSwap.to (@EagleSwap) resell the exact same free swap API and charge you a hidden fee baked into the rate. ⚠️So I pulled their entire history off the NEAR blockchain:
- Swap.my: 5,152 swaps, $3.4M volume, $23,980 profit @ 0.72%
- LizardSwap: 1,399 swaps, $2.04M volume, $6,117 profit @ 0.3%
- EagleSwap: 1,111 swaps, $2.17M volume, $4,201 profit @ 0.3%
Every dollar above was charged for adding a frontend to a free API.
The users received no additional value.
— And what's even worse, ❗️
THOUSANDS of their swap's Input & Output TXs + Sender & Recipient Wallets, are fully exposed on-chain - not just to me, but to EVERYONE who looks.
If you used these services - your wallets & swaps are available publicly.
That means (at LEAST) $34,000 in profit was extracted from users by reselling a free service that unknowingly violated their privacy.
^ (includes available data)
— But the good news is, there is a solution.
Introducing uSwap Zero Ø
So, what makes uSwap Zero different?
1. Same exact swap protocol, but with ZERO fees, and ZERO lies.
2. Fully open source, 1,200 lines. 0 dependencies. 0 fees.
3. Independently verifiable. zero.uswap.net/verify
4. Doesn't try to obscure what is actually going on like they do.
5. No JS/trackers - renders with fully static html/css.
6. No database, no knowledge. You leave the web page and we forget your swap exists.
Read the case study: zero.uswap.net/case-study
Read the source code: github.com/uSwapExchange/zero
➡️ Save with uSwap Zero: zero.uswap.net ⬅️
Same protocol everyone else charges for, but free, forever.
This is NOT uSwap v2.
uSwap Zero is nothing special - I literally built it in minutes.
uSwap V2 is still coming and it's going to be EXCELLENT.
Anyone can wrap an API in a weekend and charge you for it.
Imagine the excellence months of my effort produces. (building it since November)
uSwap v2. Coming very soon.
Automatically swap CashApp, PayPal. Bank, Zelle, Card, and much more. All done with complete transparency.
Join the telegram to see what’s coming
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Everyone runs the same playbook. Skim a fee. Hope nobody looks.
I looked.
While they've been reselling other people's infrastructure, I've been building mine. That's why v2 took months. That's the moat.
uSwap is no longer just a swap service.
On-ramp. Off-ramp. Trading terminal.
Crypto, fiat, gift cards, crypto cards, digital products, services, upgrades - everything.
100% automated. Complete transparency.
Lower fees than any competitor is capable of offering.
All products. All payment methods. All platforms. One interface.
Swap anything to anything.
Unified Swaps with uSwap v2.
That's what's really almost done - I just haven't been ready to share till now.
I looked.
While they've been reselling other people's infrastructure, I've been building mine. That's why v2 took months. That's the moat.
uSwap is no longer just a swap service.
On-ramp. Off-ramp. Trading terminal.
Crypto, fiat, gift cards, crypto cards, digital products, services, upgrades - everything.
100% automated. Complete transparency.
Lower fees than any competitor is capable of offering.
All products. All payment methods. All platforms. One interface.
Swap anything to anything.
Unified Swaps with uSwap v2.
That's what's really almost done - I just haven't been ready to share till now.
Also
discord.dog is back. 🐕
Some of you might remember it from 2022 - public Discord profiles, live presence, badges, connections, all accessible without logging in. We shut it down in early 2024.
We've rebuilt it from scratch. Everything is new - the stack, the features, the infrastructure.
Every field Discord exposes, we show. If Discord returns it, discord.dog displays it.
➡️ discord.dog ⬅️
Quick URL swap — just replace discord.com with discord.dog:
Add
Or go direct: discord.dog/userId or discord.dog/yourUrl
Discord.dog is what got me into this shit in the first place, had to bless it up.
discord.dog is back. 🐕
Some of you might remember it from 2022 - public Discord profiles, live presence, badges, connections, all accessible without logging in. We shut it down in early 2024.
We've rebuilt it from scratch. Everything is new - the stack, the features, the infrastructure.
Every field Discord exposes, we show. If Discord returns it, discord.dog displays it.
➡️ discord.dog ⬅️
Quick URL swap — just replace discord.com with discord.dog:
discord.com/users/ → discord.dog/users/123456789discord.com/invite/ → discord.dog/invite/coolserverdiscord.com/channels/ → discord.dog/channels/gId/chId/msgIdAdd
.png to the end to get an image profile!Or go direct: discord.dog/userId or discord.dog/yourUrl
Discord.dog is what got me into this shit in the first place, had to bless it up.
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Reusable.email v3 is live. 📬
The best temp-mail service you've ever used.
The full rebuild is deployed and running.
New backend, new frontend, everything from scratch.
What's live right now:
→ Completely redesigned UI
→ Verification code parsing straight to your inbox dashboard
→ Full email content search with custom indexing
→ Images & trackers hidden by default
→ Emails encrypted at rest
→ All 11M+ emails and 400k+ inboxes migrated
What's coming next:
→ Sign in & account system
→ Paid features (managed inboxes, custom domains, white-label)
→ Everything from the pricing tiers we previewed
→ Telegram Bot
Wanted to get the core product in your hands first.
Accounts and paid features are rolling out soon.
3 years, 400,000+ inboxes, 11,000,000+ emails. Still free. Still growing.
➡️ reusable.email / @reusable ⬅️
The best temp-mail service you've ever used.
The full rebuild is deployed and running.
New backend, new frontend, everything from scratch.
What's live right now:
→ Completely redesigned UI
→ Verification code parsing straight to your inbox dashboard
→ Full email content search with custom indexing
→ Images & trackers hidden by default
→ Emails encrypted at rest
→ All 11M+ emails and 400k+ inboxes migrated
What's coming next:
→ Sign in & account system
→ Paid features (managed inboxes, custom domains, white-label)
→ Everything from the pricing tiers we previewed
→ Telegram Bot
Wanted to get the core product in your hands first.
Accounts and paid features are rolling out soon.
3 years, 400,000+ inboxes, 11,000,000+ emails. Still free. Still growing.
➡️ reusable.email / @reusable ⬅️
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❗️IMPORTANT: Swap.my (@Changing), LizardSwap.com (@LizardSwap) and EagleSwap.to (@EagleSwap) resell the exact same free swap API and charge you a hidden fee baked into the rate. ⚠️ So I pulled their entire history off the NEAR blockchain: - Swap.my: 5,152…
🤖 @uSwapZero_Bot is now live. [Read the source]
The same protocol competitors use, zero fees, forever.
Just /start and go.
Or use the JS-free web version @ zero.uswap.net
Verify the deployment yourself: zero.uswap.net/verify
The same protocol competitors use, zero fees, forever.
┌───────────────────────────────┐
│ Ø USWAP ZERO — TELEGRAM BOT │
├───────────────────────────────┤
│ SEND ___ / Any asset │
│ RECEIVE ___ / Any asset │
├───────────────────────────────┤
│ FEES CHARGED Ø (zero) │
│ DATA SEEN Ø (none) │
│ JS REQUIRED Ø (none) │
│ TRANSPARENCY 100% │
└───────────────────────────────┘
Just /start and go.
Or use the JS-free web version @ zero.uswap.net
Verify the deployment yourself: zero.uswap.net/verify
This is not the "uSwap V2" that has been in the works for months.
This is uSwap zero.
A light weight, 0-fee-forever swap bot using NEAR Intents API - that only supports crypto to crypto.
uSwap V2 is coming soon - supports everything under the sun (even FIAT like CashApp/PayPal/Bank/Card/etc) and is almost finished. I'm still making sure there's no issues upon release (like last time with uSwap V1 XD). It's a huge infrastructure project, not something to take lightly or rush. I am certain it will be the best product you've ever used - worth the wait.
View every public transaction that occurs on
https://zero.uswap.net/wrapper-logs
Swap.my, @LizardSwap & @EagleSwap live, full blockchain data includedhttps://zero.uswap.net/wrapper-logs
— uSwap Zero Changelog Ø
Thank you for your usage. 🫶🤗
It makes me happy to see you deriving value from my free service.
Stop paying for your @CryptoToCrypto swaps with uSwap Zero.
@uSwapZero_Bot / zero.uswap.net
Same protocol as the competitors, 0% fees, forever.
Join t.me/uSwapZero for future updates.
- Now supports Fixed Rate, and Any Amount swaps.
- Now accessible anonymously via onion routing.
- Made changes to reduce the swap refund rate substantially.
- Still 0%, still transparent. Always.
Thank you for your usage. 🫶🤗
It makes me happy to see you deriving value from my free service.
Stop paying for your @CryptoToCrypto swaps with uSwap Zero.
@uSwapZero_Bot / zero.uswap.net
Same protocol as the competitors, 0% fees, forever.
Join t.me/uSwapZero for future updates.
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— New Release! @SMSRentalBot 💬🔥
1st Week BONUS: Claim $1.25 in Free Credits NOW
⭐️ Deposits supported via Stars or Crypto!
Open the App to Claim your Free Credits before they're gone!
- Verify accounts using temporary text phone numbers.
- Create UHQ long-term number rentals 🇺🇸 (1d-1y w/ Custom Area Code).
1st Week BONUS: Claim $1.25 in Free Credits NOW
Open the App to Claim your Free Credits before they're gone!
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🌴🥥 AccsParadise Recoded! 🌴🥥
AccsParadise has been recoded to support an all-new mini-app experience.
Check it out! https://t.me/accsparadise_bot/app
Send bug reports: t.me/slither
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Introducing: uCaptcha.net 🤖
The smartest CAPTCHA router on the market.
Swap your API key and endpoint - everything else stays exactly the same. uCaptcha is fully compatible with AntiCaptcha, 2Captcha (V1 & V2), CapSolver and more.
Image recognition & token-based tasks fully supported.
Every solver you already trust. One we built ourselves.
The best of both, through a single API.
Public release in 72 hours.
Join t.me/captchas before launch to get free credits.
The smartest CAPTCHA router on the market.
Swap your API key and endpoint - everything else stays exactly the same. uCaptcha is fully compatible with AntiCaptcha, 2Captcha (V1 & V2), CapSolver and more.
Image recognition & token-based tasks fully supported.
Every solver you already trust. One we built ourselves.
The best of both, through a single API.
Public release in 72 hours.
Join t.me/captchas before launch to get free credits.