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The universal swap service. (est 24')
Buy, Sell, & Swap everything with uSwap.net

0% Fees on our Zero-KYC Crypto Swaps

Created & built by @slither / oguser.com/jam
Support: @slither

https://u.software
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Here's a progress update on the crypto engine.

The backend for this is insane, I am extremely proud of how this is turning out - its going to allow for some very complex projects to get built in the future with little effort. Very developer friendly - with a focus on robust visualization so liquidity can be viewed at a glance.

The UX/UI is still very early and has only seen like ~7 hours of labor. Lots of stuff is missing or is implemented really awkwardly in the screenshot.

Once this project is actually pushed into production your swaps will process as fast as is technically possible - and you'll be able to view everything live, as it happens, with 100% consistency and zero delays.

I'm not rushing this. This has been in the making for two months - and the backend alone has taken 300~ hours as I didn't take any shortcuts. We're not using 3rd party APIs: we're reading the mempool. Real shit here.

Developers can orchestrate, simulate, and broadcast actions across thousands of wallets on any blockchain at extreme speed, with minimal overhead and full, real-time visibility into outcomes.

Nothing beats watching 2 months of consistent work begin to materialize into the vision you had in your head when you first started. ❤️

Release date: When it's ready
uSwap is back online.

We are actively developing a recode of our internal payment infrastructure to create a more secure, transparent, and consistent environment.

Thank you for your patience.
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uSwap is offline until the recode's done.

Join t.me/CryptoToCrypto to get notified when it’s back

ETA is soon I'm on a monk mode 🧘‍♂️

Contact me if you need anything @slither
If I don't respond its because I'm meditating or some shit idk
January is the month it clicks.

u.software is the future.

Don’t let yourself fall behind.
Blink and you just might.

It’s inevitable, soon undeniable.

They will imitate.
But this time, when they start,


🧘‍♂️


we’ll already be finished.
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- The best crypto exchange anywhere
- The best development service anywhere
- The best cryptocurrency API anywhere
- The best blockchain explorer anywhere
- The best email infrastructure anywhere
- The best SaaS Ops platform anywhere

It will all be realized soon.

A moat so deep AI can't just reproduce it.
This is integration, infrastructure, integrity, and years of constant building compounding to something truly special.

We've been building in silence for too long.
It's almost time for you all to see what I'm capable of.

❤️

I truly love this shit more than you guys know.
It's what makes life worth living.
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if you’re wondering what everyone else is doing (“competition is for losers.”)
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if you're wondering what i've been working on (uswap v2)
we’re about to eviscerate multiple different market categories with uswap v2

im not even in this for the money atp

im in it for the love of the game

uSwap v2 Releases Feb 7th soon. UX is really important I can't rush it.
More fiat pairs for selling & buying.
Full control during exchanges.
0-confirmation, gasless, & true 0% spread swaps.
Blockchain explorer.
All crypto flows through self hosted & custom coded infra.
uSwap Business powering your business’s payments & handling compliance.
& a shit ton more I genuinely cannot leak or else everyone will do it lol

All powered by infrastructure I’ve been relentlessly building over the past 3 months.

The backend is done. Spending the next weeks refining UX & creating 100% reliability.

Sorry for the long wait. I promise it’s going to be worth it. I genuinely don’t give a shit about the money, I want the BEST product. Fuck everything else.
i’m tapping into years of ideas for this shit.

uSwap is my fucking magnum opus.
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➡️ @reusable V3 releases Feb 20th.

Thank you for 10,000,000 emails, 400,000 inboxes, and 3 years of service.

❤️
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Marketing can drive initial sales, but true success hinges on the quality of the product itself. People often buy what they want rather than what they need, highlighting the importance of creating a product that resonates on a personal level. Ultimately, a…
uSwap is category-defining.

Ban uSwap from OGU?
Fine.

I’ll just spend 3 months building a product so fucking excellent, it doesn’t even need a forum – it simply replaces it.

Why?
Because I play to win.

I’m about to make your swap service look like a children’s toy.

uSwap releases this week.
Do you sell a digital product or service, but hate manually fulfilling orders?

My team will automate your entire fulfillment process for FREE.💸

I'll also get you set up with PayPal, CashApp, Apple Pay, Bank Transfer, and more for your services! 💸

You must have a pre-existing reputation, anything really.

We already have multiple reputable partners!
Looking for more, lets grow together! ❤️

Contact me with your product and we'll see if you're a good fit!
➡️ @slither ⬅️

uSwap releases this week! 🤝
❗️IMPORTANT: Swap.my (@Changing), LizardSwap.com (@LizardSwap) and EagleSwap.to (@EagleSwap) resell the exact same free swap API and charge you a hidden fee baked into the rate. ⚠️

So I pulled their entire history off the NEAR blockchain:
- Swap.my: 5,152 swaps, $3.4M volume, $23,980 profit @ 0.72%
- LizardSwap: 1,399 swaps, $2.04M volume, $6,117 profit @ 0.3%
- EagleSwap: 1,111 swaps, $2.17M volume, $4,201 profit @ 0.3%
Every dollar above was charged for adding a frontend to a free API.
The users received no additional value. 🤬

— And what's even worse, ❗️
THOUSANDS of their swap's Input & Output TXs + Sender & Recipient Wallets, are fully exposed on-chain - not just to me, but to EVERYONE who looks.

If you used these services - your wallets & swaps are available publicly.

That means (at LEAST) $34,000 in profit was extracted from users by reselling a free service that unknowingly violated their privacy. 🤬
^ (includes available data)

— But the good news is, there is a solution. 🤬

Introducing uSwap Zero Ø

So, what makes uSwap Zero different?
1. Same exact swap protocol, but with ZERO fees, and ZERO lies.
2. Fully open source, 1,200 lines. 0 dependencies. 0 fees.
3. Independently verifiable. zero.uswap.net/verify
4. Doesn't try to obscure what is actually going on like they do.
5. No JS/trackers - renders with fully static html/css.
6. No database, no knowledge. You leave the web page and we forget your swap exists.

Read the case study: zero.uswap.net/case-study
Read the source code: github.com/uSwapExchange/zero

➡️ Save with uSwap Zero: zero.uswap.net ⬅️
Same protocol everyone else charges for, but free, forever.

This is NOT uSwap v2.
uSwap Zero is nothing special - I literally built it in minutes.
uSwap
V2 is still coming and it's going to be EXCELLENT.
Anyone can wrap an API in a weekend and charge you for it.
Imagine the excellence months of my effort produces. (building it since November)

uSwap v2
. Coming very soon.
Automatically swap CashApp, PayPal. Bank, Zelle, Card, and much more. All done with complete transparency.

Join the telegram to see what’s coming 🤬 https://t.me/maintenance
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Everyone runs the same playbook. Skim a fee. Hope nobody looks.

I looked.

While they've been reselling other people's infrastructure, I've been building mine. That's why v2 took months. That's the moat.

uSwap is no longer just a swap service.
On-ramp. Off-ramp. Trading terminal.
Crypto, fiat, gift cards, crypto cards, digital products, services, upgrades - everything.
100% automated. Complete transparency.
Lower fees than any competitor is capable of offering.

All products. All payment methods. All platforms. One interface.

Swap anything to anything.

Unified Swaps with uSwap v2.
That's what's really almost done - I just haven't been ready to share till now.
Also

discord.dog is back. 🐕

Some of you might remember it from 2022 - public Discord profiles, live presence, badges, connections, all accessible without logging in. We shut it down in early 2024.

We've rebuilt it from scratch. Everything is new - the stack, the features, the infrastructure.

Every field Discord exposes, we show. If Discord returns it, discord.dog displays it.

➡️ discord.dog ⬅️

Quick URL swap — just replace discord.com with discord.dog:

discord.com/users/discord.dog/users/123456789
discord.com/invite/discord.dog/invite/coolserver
discord.com/channels/discord.dog/channels/gId/chId/msgId

Add .png to the end to get an image profile!

Or go direct: discord.dog/userId or discord.dog/yourUrl

Discord.dog is what got me into this shit in the first place, had to bless it up.
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Reusable.email v3 is live. 📬
The best temp-mail service you've ever used.

The full rebuild is deployed and running.
New backend, new frontend, everything from scratch.

What's live right now:
→ Completely redesigned UI
→ Verification code parsing straight to your inbox dashboard
→ Full email content search with custom indexing
→ Images & trackers hidden by default
→ Emails encrypted at rest
→ All 11M+ emails and 400k+ inboxes migrated

What's coming next:
→ Sign in & account system
→ Paid features (managed inboxes, custom domains, white-label)
→ Everything from the pricing tiers we previewed
→ Telegram Bot

Wanted to get the core product in your hands first.
Accounts and paid features are rolling out soon.

3 years, 400,000+ inboxes, 11,000,000+ emails. Still free. Still growing.

➡️ reusable.email / @reusable ⬅️