Women don’t want flowers women want men who look like No More Tears by Ozzy sounds.

This is the only type of Foreigner I support.

I am not interested in voting for any politician in the USA that doesn’t have this same attitude when accused of such things.

Did he really just-

Death once had a near–Chuck Norris experience. RIP.

*American pulp hero dies*
“Wow you are all such SHEEP, he supported Isra-“

Seeing moms in Facebook groups suggest that someone take their baby boy to a rabbi for circumcision because it’s cheaper and they’ll do it eight days after birth

Happy 70th birthday to the Fishing King.

As a mother your goal should be to create the comfy hospitable home life of a Baggins, supplemented with encouraging the adventurous spirit of a Took.

Feliz Jueves

Note: nearly all replies discussing that “assimilation IS real” mention inter-marrying with Americans. That’s not assimilation, though. Would you, the audience, like to think about it and conclude what that actually is?

Amazon has official Tamagotchis for 16 dollars if anyone cares.

“Why are we flying around the moon, what’s the point?”

Telling the children “less than twenty minutes until launch” 🚀

My dachshund brought a rabbit to our back porch. Happy Easter!

Plans within plans for this Spring