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So Einstein dies. He finds himself in heaven, and he has his violin. He's overjoyed. He loves his violin more than physics. Even more than women. He's excited to find out how well he can play in heaven. He imagines he'll be pretty damn good. So he starts tuning up, and the angels rush at him.
'What are you doing?' they say.
'I'm getting ready to play.'
'Don't do that. God won't like it. He's a saxophonist.'
So Einstein stops. He doesn't play. But it's difficult. He loves music. And there's actually not much to do in heaven. And sure enough, from high above, he hears the saxophone. He's playing 'Take the 'A' Train', do you know that one? Einstein knows it too. And he thinks, I'm going to do it. I'm going to play with him. We're going to sound great together. So he starts playing 'Take the 'A' Train'. The saxophone stops, and God appears. He marches over to Einstein and kicks him in the balls, which hurts, even in heaven. Then he smashes Einstein's beloved violin to bits. Eternity without music. Heaven has become hell for Einstein. And as he writhes on the ground, holding his smashed balls, an angel comes over and says: 'We warned you: Never play with God.'


Three Body Problem, S1E7
Humour is a very personal thing. Some people understand it, and some people don’t.

3 Body Problem, S1E7
Задача трьох тіл втрачає дивибельність десь після 4-5 серії
Дуже весело як на відео з бойових дій для вестернерів вигуки «підари» перекладають як orcs
The attitude. Тре сказати вестернерам що напис на футболці означає «indomitable passion of the human spirit”
Forwarded from Nicolas Leman
Prioritize Optimism, Healing, Unity, Yourself.
Beautiful. In Algorithms At Work podcast on Audible, Brian Christian and Tom Griffiths continue to provide incredible content, albeit with less depth than in Algorithms To Live By. Nonetheless, there’s still much to learn and enjoy, as well as laugh.

There’s even Ukraine mentioned! And fencing, numerous times.
Красно дякую британцям що говорять в 2х
Хто б міг подумати що зум кол може наділити купою енергії замість виснажити
Згідно з ефектом Лінді, чим довше річ на слуху, тим довше вона буде на слуху. Тож чим довше ви хочете мати змогу говорити про художній твір, тим старіший твір маєте обрати для перегляду. Якщо я хочу говорити про своє улюблене кіно найближче десятиліття, то воно не може бути випущене після 2014
Me: destroying all of my teeth with all those candies, bars, and sugar drinks over the years
Dentist: good job in keeping those suckers healthy and clean!
Обираю переклад між трахошкрябом і трахочосом