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У пісні Coldplay “Scientist” від науки лише слово science. Власне, десь як в Теорії Великого Вибуху
So Einstein dies. He finds himself in heaven, and he has his violin. He's overjoyed. He loves his violin more than physics. Even more than women. He's excited to find out how well he can play in heaven. He imagines he'll be pretty damn good. So he starts tuning up, and the angels rush at him.
'What are you doing?' they say.
'I'm getting ready to play.'
'Don't do that. God won't like it. He's a saxophonist.'
So Einstein stops. He doesn't play. But it's difficult. He loves music. And there's actually not much to do in heaven. And sure enough, from high above, he hears the saxophone. He's playing 'Take the 'A' Train', do you know that one? Einstein knows it too. And he thinks, I'm going to do it. I'm going to play with him. We're going to sound great together. So he starts playing 'Take the 'A' Train'. The saxophone stops, and God appears. He marches over to Einstein and kicks him in the balls, which hurts, even in heaven. Then he smashes Einstein's beloved violin to bits. Eternity without music. Heaven has become hell for Einstein. And as he writhes on the ground, holding his smashed balls, an angel comes over and says: 'We warned you: Never play with God.'
Three Body Problem, S1E7
'What are you doing?' they say.
'I'm getting ready to play.'
'Don't do that. God won't like it. He's a saxophonist.'
So Einstein stops. He doesn't play. But it's difficult. He loves music. And there's actually not much to do in heaven. And sure enough, from high above, he hears the saxophone. He's playing 'Take the 'A' Train', do you know that one? Einstein knows it too. And he thinks, I'm going to do it. I'm going to play with him. We're going to sound great together. So he starts playing 'Take the 'A' Train'. The saxophone stops, and God appears. He marches over to Einstein and kicks him in the balls, which hurts, even in heaven. Then he smashes Einstein's beloved violin to bits. Eternity without music. Heaven has become hell for Einstein. And as he writhes on the ground, holding his smashed balls, an angel comes over and says: 'We warned you: Never play with God.'
Three Body Problem, S1E7
Humour is a very personal thing. Some people understand it, and some people don’t.
3 Body Problem, S1E7
3 Body Problem, S1E7
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So Einstein dies. He finds himself in heaven, and he has his violin. He's overjoyed. He loves his violin more than physics. Even more than women. He's excited to find out how well he can play in heaven. He imagines he'll be pretty damn good. So he starts tuning…
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Prioritize Optimism, Healing, Unity, Yourself.
Beautiful. In Algorithms At Work podcast on Audible, Brian Christian and Tom Griffiths continue to provide incredible content, albeit with less depth than in Algorithms To Live By. Nonetheless, there’s still much to learn and enjoy, as well as laugh.
There’s even Ukraine mentioned! And fencing, numerous times.
There’s even Ukraine mentioned! And fencing, numerous times.
Хто б міг подумати що зум кол може наділити купою енергії замість виснажити