Forwarded from ✨ Lyn the Cookie
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You can make any masturbation slang you want by making some varation of '[verb] the [noun]'
- Rubbing the shrub
- Hitting the clit
- Polishing the pearl
- Buttering the muffin
- Rubbing the beaver
- Flooding the basement
- Smashing the fish
- Checking the pulse
- Taming the weasel
- Slipping on the slide
- Squirting the curtain
- Fucking the system
- Stepping on the mud
- Cleaning the cobwebs
- Marching in Washington
- Working from home
- Folding the sheets
- Milking the cookie
- Pissing on the princess
- Fighting in the cavern
- Rowing the boat
- Etc. etc.
Really, take your pick or make your own, anything goes.
- Rubbing the shrub
- Hitting the clit
- Polishing the pearl
- Buttering the muffin
- Rubbing the beaver
- Flooding the basement
- Smashing the fish
- Checking the pulse
- Taming the weasel
- Slipping on the slide
- Squirting the curtain
- Fucking the system
- Stepping on the mud
- Cleaning the cobwebs
- Marching in Washington
- Working from home
- Folding the sheets
- Milking the cookie
- Pissing on the princess
- Fighting in the cavern
- Rowing the boat
- Etc. etc.
Really, take your pick or make your own, anything goes.
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Forwarded from Trans/NB Memes 🏳️⚧️
Self Care Checkpoint <3 Select all you’ve done, you can edit your answer as well <3
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Woke up!
67%
Drank water
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Ate food
38%
Took meds
35%
Stretched
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Remember you are loved and appreciated and I’m glad you are here
41%
I’m still working on it ( You Got This, I Believe In You!!)
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Forwarded from ✨ Lyn the Cookie
Me last week having a meltdown because of my financial situation
After crying for a while the next day I feel like I can tank the entire world
After crying for a while the next day I feel like I can tank the entire world
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