(Was talking about armor porn with my friend)

Based, but also I would love if my relatives called my partner "friend", cuz I would say "I invited my friend home", and then proceed to french kiss them in front of the entire family dinner

I realized it when I was a kid

I remember as if it was yeserday, I was just walking on the street, going to school and realized "Hey, I'm me!"

And that's how I became aware of my own existence

My grandma

She says the tradition of chicken raising must not die

Know Your Shit

Shit = Feces
Actual Shit = Garbage
Shitty = Of poor quality
The Shit = Good thing
No Shit = Expression of surprise
Bullshit = A lie
Horseshit = Nonsense
Apeshit = Angry
Batshit = Crazy
Scared shitless = Terrified
Take shit = Let something bad happen
Piece of shit = Crappy, worthless
Shitstorm = A chaotic situation
Oh shit = Surprise or shock

Know Your Caralho

Caralho = Penis
Caralho! = Expresion of shock
CARALHOOOO = Exaggerated distress or surprise
Do caralho = A good thing
Meu caralho = Accusation of lying
Pra caralho = A lot or with high intensity
Casa do caralho = A far away place
E o caralho á quatro = Indicates a continuation of the context
Vai sorrir pro caralho = Go fuck yourself

(that last one is more for brazilians)

If you plant a plant, can you fungus a fungus?

A Brazilian Rainbow Boa that had been identified as male at birth gave birth to 14 babies. In June.

Happy fucking Pride Month, everycreature.

If they can, so can I