You are a Mammal, and were born too early to change that.
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I live by the philosophy of Hakuna Matata

If you have cheese

Run

Phase 1: Lyn the Cookie
Phase 2: Lyn Voynich, Witch of Seven Lakes

My second phase is 2m tall with a ruined witch robe, my face hidden in shadows with red glowing eyes, and dozens of half-burned or still burning scrolls stuck in my clothes and hair, while various burning pages spin around the ruined hall

Also the moon in the background starts to melt and the sky turns red

Me when I find an artist I liked is trans

Excuse me, I can crossdress as both men and women

This is how I want to be fed

Get human'ed elf

"Someone pointing out to me at some point that humans are persistence hunters made me realise how fucking terrifying humans must be to pray animals.

A creature that will stalk you for literal days, coming ever closer, able to track your every move until you cannot run anymore" - someone said in another chat

Selling my hand in marriage to the highest bidder

I come with full housewife skills