Since I have a big forehead, I could tattoo a second pair of eyes on top of my actual eyes so that I could look more like my imaginary alien wife
A confession: despite the amount of posts I make in the hornyposting channel, I don't actually jerk off multiple times a day everyday. I am sorry for giving a false impression. Hopefully you will still follow me knowing this.
Why did they give her such huge melons? Humongous boobs? Giant milkers? Massive mammaries? Colossal breasts?