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Me (M21) and my wife (F54) got divorced because of Naoto
I started playing Persona 4. Everything was going perfectly well until Naoto showed up. I got an immediate, massive boner. I was like AWOOGA HUBBA HUBBA and so on, you know how it is.
Well, I realized that this can only mean one thing, so I put the controller down, called my wife and told her we had to get a divorce. She asked why, and I explained it's because I am now apparently gay.
We went through the whole process. I of course got nothing, because we had prenups and she was the one with money. So I moved into a tiny shoebox apartment. Luckily she let me have my games.
I was binge-drinking for seven months, and dated about 30 men. It didn't feel right, so I became depressed. I looked up what depressed people do and found out I should continue playing Persona.
Well you can just imagine my surprise finding out that Naoto is actually a girl? I tried calling my ex and telling her I found out I'm actually not gay, but she wouldn't answer.
So yeah now I just sit in my empty apartment every night, staring at the wall, whispering “Detective Prince ruined my life” like it’s a prayer.
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I started playing Persona 4. Everything was going perfectly well until Naoto showed up. I got an immediate, massive boner. I was like AWOOGA HUBBA HUBBA and so on, you know how it is.
Well, I realized that this can only mean one thing, so I put the controller down, called my wife and told her we had to get a divorce. She asked why, and I explained it's because I am now apparently gay.
We went through the whole process. I of course got nothing, because we had prenups and she was the one with money. So I moved into a tiny shoebox apartment. Luckily she let me have my games.
I was binge-drinking for seven months, and dated about 30 men. It didn't feel right, so I became depressed. I looked up what depressed people do and found out I should continue playing Persona.
Well you can just imagine my surprise finding out that Naoto is actually a girl? I tried calling my ex and telling her I found out I'm actually not gay, but she wouldn't answer.
So yeah now I just sit in my empty apartment every night, staring at the wall, whispering “Detective Prince ruined my life” like it’s a prayer.
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From the dude
she's so nice
don't you wanna buy her a cheesecake?
she'd be so cute as a daughter
don't you wanna buy her a cheesecake?
she'd be so cute as a daughter
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Btw if you wanna send me porn you can always dm @lt3_horny (nsfw). If it matches my tastes I can even post it.
I am scheming behind your back (asking your friends what kind of girls you like) (very suspicious)
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I can't believe he actually left simply cause I didn't allow him to post porn in the discussion group xd Such is life I guess. Still sad tho.
It's over. My digital kingdom is falling apart. It was nice while it lasted, I will miss all of you. This time I'm really gonna do it.
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