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depending on how you define it, chicken eggs sold at supermarkets may be considered alive

I will live a miserable life crying myself to sleep every night from loneliness because I am a disgusting weirdo whose only hobbies are playing games, jerking off to drawings, and posting on Telegram about these two activities. Broccoli with srpska brinza.

I tried to post it on kitchencels, but it got removed by reddit filters. Whatever, their loss. You are getting exclusive content!

So true! I don't think I've told y'all yet but I will probably hold seminars on programming in Python at our corporate education program starting this September.

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The moment I get my next paycheck I am gonna order 24 pack of Mountain Dew

Turns out that ntc.party is ipv6-only rn. What did nipah mean by this?

You should gift this channel an engagement ring (it's only 100 stars!)

Two telegram admins arrive at a brothel and tell the receptionist: "We are here to stop being virgin incels. We would like a cute girl with glasses and fat tummy. We will pay 1000 Telegram stars we earned from our cool niche channels."
Receptionist bursts out laughing and replies: "For 1000 telegram stars you can go to nearby gas station's bathroom and suck each other off".
Telegram admins look at each other confused and leave.
After half an hour they return and ask the receptionist: "Ok so where should we transfer the stars?"