I've had like zero luck with innersphere LRMs being anything but dead weight. SRMs are my besties for the resties though, along with the LBX-10

This isn't excessive violence! He killed my two VTOLs. This is cessive violence

If a mech's head has no more crittable slots, those crits transfer to the pilot's afterlife

To determine which effects are applied to the pilot's afterlife, take the number of criticals to transfer, roll 2D6, consult the Criticals To Pilot Afterlife Table:

2-5: Deity isn't mad at them, just disappointed

6-7: Deity IS mad AND disappointed, apply +1 to all PSRs

8-9: Pilot must commute to afterlife through heavy traffic with +2 to all PSRs

10-11: Deity of choice is replaced with a random other deity (consulty Assigning Random After Life Table, TWF p233)

12+: Pilot's browser history is shown to deity

I'm sorry, was I supposed to see this and NOT immediately try to field 2,000 of them?

Actually nevermind I found something better and I suddenly need to know how naval combat works

I need to have the orcas attack and sink a bunch of Lyran yachts

Anti-billionaire yacht orca cavalry naval campaign is a thing I need to cause to exist

Wait, what? I'm sorry, orca cavalry are as common as helicopters and medium lasers?

You know, I love Mechwarrior Online, but there's only so much mechwarrior I can take, so I have to play another game instead until I'm unburnt out on it. like Mechwarrior 5, or Mechwarrior: Clans, or Mechwarrior 4 Mercenaries, or Battletech(Harebrained Schemes) or Mehwarrior(SNES) or Mech Assault or MegaMek or Classic Battletech with my wife or,,,

I can't find a source for the laser orcas but I did find a place for them in my heart

Been flipping around Tactical Operations and whenever wife asked what I was up to, I called it "downloading mods for battletech"

Homebrew rules? Oh, you mean analog game mods?

Hunchback pilots already act like they can't reach Valhalla unless they ride on the plumes of ammo explosions, but now they can make you ride shotgun

They killed him and then killed him and then KILLED him, hot DAMN

Hatchetman living the dream