Deep state coup imminent, Trump to be thrown out of helicopter over Atlantic Ocean

If conservatives (that is, roughly a third of the populace) can't read a chart (or, more accurately, don't understand how election years work), what hope is there for American democracy?

"The US invades Greenland, which is owned by Denmark, because the US President is upset at the Norwegian government for not awarding him the Nobel Peace Prize, which they have nothing to do with." will be a hard line in a history textbook twenty years from now, provided this doesn't end like 1945 of course

As all real patriots are

Shapiro in 2028 can be what Hillary in 2016 could have been

I'm rather optimistic about such a prospect

The American Empire is dying and false patriots are killing it

Well, stupid people, but stupid people and the proletariat are synonymous so this statement is still correct

Free The Clintons School Walkout

(Western) Europeans tend to understand that most problems in society stem from pensioners and farmers. Americans, sadly, have yet to learn this reality, and we continue to give the elderly money for existing and the peasantry subsidies for choosing to live in the middle ages

Harden your heart, o, Timmy

He was a Founding Father of modernity, is what he was. He was a brave English patriot. And in this house, the Lord Protector is a hero. End of story!

"He who saves his country violates no law."

As per none other than the Tyrant himself!

While everyone is thinking about how we can gain Blue votes, I'm thinking about how we can disenfranchise Red voters

Whether they be Rust Belt workers or trailer park peasants, MAGA voters are generally of a demonstrably evil demographic, not dissimilar to the German proletariat in 1932