As clear as mud
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"The computer manual was as clear as mud, so we stopped reading it."

As long as your arm
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As light as a feather
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As large as life
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As flat as a pancake
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As easy as pie/ABC/anything/falling off a log
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As clear as day
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As clear as a bell
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As blind as a bat
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As....as hell
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As deaf as a post
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As dead as a doornail
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Nimble

Exacerbate

Paralyzed

Play hooky, cut class, skip school

Have a screw loose

Fortress