🎄 2️⃣0️⃣5️⃣ ☠️☠️ 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ December #SelfRemovalReport

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🚀 Phenomenal 863% year-to-year growth in the challenging economic climate exceeded everyone's wildest expectations

☠️☠️ Inclusive russian military continues rolling out innovative SR methods to the market, rifles, grenades, knives, tourniquets, barbed (razor ?) wire, not to mention the all time favorite burning pidor

🧮 Current SR count (205) is calculated as the sum of Suicide + Suicide (?)

📊 Bar/Column charts are split into 5 different SR tiers:
🔵 Suicide — suicides beyond a reasonable doubt
🔵 Suicide (?) — possible suicides
🌐 Accidental — unintentional ones
🔴 Failed — typically a jam
🟠 Fake — typically implies faking a headshot

📍 Due to massive Ukrainian winings this year, we updated the directions. Avdiivka is no more.

🤯 Malicious actors have been stealing the invaluable work of our team. God willing, their hands'll be chopped off to eliminate the degeneracy they spread ☝🏻

ℹ️ From what's been observed, we'd estimate the Ukrainian numbers to be roughly at 1:10 ratio
ℹ️ I'd like to thank the UHP Special Suicide Experts™ team and everyone helping us in this important endeavor. As usual, the data is available in this somewhat regularly updated SR spreadsheet.