Цікаво про що думали ці росіяни коли крали рюкзачки з амогусом.
Чи знали вони про меми? Чи уявляли, що можуть стати об'єктом жартів в разі смерті з цими рюкзачками?
Чи знали вони про меми? Чи уявляли, що можуть стати об'єктом жартів в разі смерті з цими рюкзачками?
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В Мексиці пройшли парламентські слухання з приводу знайдених залишків інопланетян яким зо тисячу років.
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Translations from what I considered noteworthy -Theres a literal fuckload of details given, the body sections at 3hrs in is just a nonstop barrage of their anatomy.
The anatomy portion was spoken in a personal capacity by Dr. Jose Salce Benitez who had 30 years in the Mexican Navy, currently the director of the Navy's Scientific Health Institute and was at one point the director of the Navy's Medical Forensic Service.
Bodies covered in a diatomic white powder that granted desiccation for extreme natural preservation, was carbon14 dated to: very fkn old (around 1000y)
Tridactyl (3 fingers 3 toes) no carpals or tarsals with fingers going straight to armbones. I had a hard time with some specifics around here but they cannot grip thumb-wise and as such have to wrap their fingies around objects
Circular, complete and continuous ribs, having around 14
Deep/concave cervical spine (neckbones) with other features hinting that the head is retractable similar to turtles
Strong but very light bone structure much like a bird
Pneumatized (air/gas formed) cranial cavity, making a large space for oversized brain matter
Orthopedic implants perfectly fused with skin and bone, composed of what we consider metals for spacing structures and equipment such as cadmium & osmium
Ocular orbits very broad granting wide field of vision
A jaw joint, but no teeth. They could swallow foods but not chew
Spine connects to the center of cranial floor, a rarity that does not occur in primates who have a rear position
Intact oviducts (fallopian tubes) containing eggs, alleges this is impossible to falsify
Very broad range of motion in their shoulder joints
Specimen have intact fingerprints, that are linear and horizontal as opposed to a human's circular prints
Unique DNA not matching over a million existing sequences. 70% similar to known DNA, 30% unknown. For relevance, lists that humans are less than %5 different to primates and 15% to bacteria meaning the 30% or more the specimen contain is far outside terrestrial parameters
In summary, the bodies are a non-human species presenting irrefutable differences to written biology/ taxonomy of the evolutionary tree with 0 common ancestors or descendants
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Translations from what I considered noteworthy -Theres a literal fuckload of details given, the body sections at 3hrs in is just a nonstop barrage of their anatomy.
The anatomy portion was spoken in a personal capacity by Dr. Jose Salce Benitez who had 30 years in the Mexican Navy, currently the director of the Navy's Scientific Health Institute and was at one point the director of the Navy's Medical Forensic Service.
Bodies covered in a diatomic white powder that granted desiccation for extreme natural preservation, was carbon14 dated to: very fkn old (around 1000y)
Tridactyl (3 fingers 3 toes) no carpals or tarsals with fingers going straight to armbones. I had a hard time with some specifics around here but they cannot grip thumb-wise and as such have to wrap their fingies around objects
Circular, complete and continuous ribs, having around 14
Deep/concave cervical spine (neckbones) with other features hinting that the head is retractable similar to turtles
Strong but very light bone structure much like a bird
Pneumatized (air/gas formed) cranial cavity, making a large space for oversized brain matter
Orthopedic implants perfectly fused with skin and bone, composed of what we consider metals for spacing structures and equipment such as cadmium & osmium
Ocular orbits very broad granting wide field of vision
A jaw joint, but no teeth. They could swallow foods but not chew
Spine connects to the center of cranial floor, a rarity that does not occur in primates who have a rear position
Intact oviducts (fallopian tubes) containing eggs, alleges this is impossible to falsify
Very broad range of motion in their shoulder joints
Specimen have intact fingerprints, that are linear and horizontal as opposed to a human's circular prints
Unique DNA not matching over a million existing sequences. 70% similar to known DNA, 30% unknown. For relevance, lists that humans are less than %5 different to primates and 15% to bacteria meaning the 30% or more the specimen contain is far outside terrestrial parameters
In summary, the bodies are a non-human species presenting irrefutable differences to written biology/ taxonomy of the evolutionary tree with 0 common ancestors or descendants
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Відео застосування вогнеметів зі сторони ЗСУ виходять рідко, але завжди дуже теплі, лампові.
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🇺🇦 Міністерство Незалежності ⚔️ 2013+
Фотки й мрт ля алієнів
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Спростування інопланетності ще з 2021 року
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Чи є серед нас відчайдухи і сміливці здатні до самопожертви, але не настільки, щоб йти в ЗСУ?
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Forwarded from Кучмістика 🇺🇦 (Семесюк Іван Леопардович)
До речі це дійсно кумедно. Сковорода на грошах це в принципі те саме, що Жанна д'Арк на гандонах. Україна не розуміє ким він був. Може й не треба.
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Російський великий десантний корабель Мінськ після влучання ракети добра
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