Are there any?

the German constitution is hilariously funny

"Every person shall have the right freely to express and disseminate his opinions in speech, writing and pictures and to inform himself without hindrance from generally accessible sources. Freedom of the press and freedom of reporting by means of broadcasts and films shall be guaranteed. There shall be no censorship."

whoa based

"These rights shall find their limits in the provisions of general laws"

oh lmao

Ht. Matt Bramanti

"The privacy of correspondence, posts and telecommunications shall be inviolable."

oh wow

"Restrictions may be ordered"

wait what you just said inviolable

"If the restriction serves to protect the free democratic basic order"

oh ok we're just jerking off now

"the law may provide that the person affected shall not be informed of the restriction"

this article says "inviolable"

🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: The Artemis II crew has successfully splashed down in the Pacific Ocean after a 10-day trip around the far side of the moon.

I am a space futurist, and I will not apologize for it.

Im glad they did this, and even happier they made it.

🇺🇸 - “Around the Moon for all humanity.”

The Artemis II mission was emblematic of the fierce and foundational American spirit of conquering the unknown, akin to our ancestors who crossed the Atlantic centuries ago, to pioneers venturing into nameless dangers across our continent, and, finally, our first astronauts venturing into Space with the entire world watching their fate.

America has no ambitions outside of her reach, and with our resolute faith in our abilities, we will continue to venture into the unknown and establish our presence.

🇺🇬🇮🇷🇮🇱⚡️- "I'm ready to deploy 100,000 Ugandan soldiers in Israel. Under my command. To protect the Holy Land. The land of Jesus Christ our God!" - Muhoozi Kainerugaba, Chief of Defence Forces of Uganda.

Whoa! Netanyahu needs me? Im his top goy!

Literally me. But im the one who added me

This is basically the entire country’s leadership in a single place, except for Pezeshkian and Ejei.

I would say ‘not very smart’ until you realize that Pakistan is a nuclear state and Israel wouldn’t dare to attack it.

Oh my friend. You underestimate the kiken at your own peril

— 🇮🇱/🇺🇬 The Ugandan Chief of Defense who promised to deploy ‘500,000 hungry men’ to defend Tel Aviv is actually on his way there.

@Middle_East_Spectator

Black Cannibals for Israel is a bold publicity move ngl

—❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇷 BREAKING: Several U.S. Navy ships crossed the Strait of Hormuz on Saturday without prior coordination with Iran, a U.S. official says. The ships departed from the UAE, and left the Persian Gulf - Axios

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Bruh, the US had ships sitting in the gulf this whole time?😂😂😂😂😂

Interesting way of saying they were forced to turn around, but alright.

Its take a ship leave a ship day

—❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇪 NEW: An Irish man broke into Shannon Airport, getting on top of an American C-130 cargo plane and smashing it with a hammer

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