#EnronDog good thing I sold the house and invested my life's savings into #Evergrande

#PrinceApe murdering all his successors was worth it

#PrinceHorse loves blasting cannons at the Peasants on his birthday 🥳💣

#DahmerHorse good thing Peasants aren't actually people 🍴🍖

#PrinceHorse taunts beggers with his wealth 👑💰

#AladinCat did not expect his magic cape would also detonate all the puppies in the world 🐶💥

#GeniusApe having replaced his brain with a Walnut feels superior 🥜🧠

#MummyLlama hopes burying all those puppies and kitten will help him reach heaven (this time) 🐶😺

#BusinessLlama does not care that their toys occasionally blow off children's fingers

#PyroDog $1M per each village burned!? What a deal 🔥🧨

#DragonHorse feels less guilty murdering #Peasants, when he is a #Dragon 🦎🔥

#EnlightenedCat reaches nirvana by hammering a comb into his brain 🧠 🔨

#VeganApe surprised to see the mutant Potatoes eating steak 🥔🥩

#BirthdayHorse wishes for genocide

#BatHorse likes to pummel Peasants for being Poor 👊🦇🤕

#PlagueLlama should've added air holes 😤

#BrainWashedLlama must eat all baby toes! 👶 👣

#PrinceApe is a gifted streaker 👕🍑

#CultLlama is excited to fulfill his godly mission of collecting orphan bones 🧒🦴

#BusinessHorse specializes in giving orphans cancer