#JonSnowHorse suspects he has plot armor

How else would he explain how he managed to eat all those puppies, in such a short time?

#BrainyApe can read your most inner-thoughts 🧠

He's impressed by your elaborate scheme of triple puppy genocide 🐶

#CultLlama's is starting to doubt the new gods

An arrow through the neck, does not seem like the best way to reach nirvana

#BirthdayHorse is excited for all the upcoming celebratory cannibalism

#PokerfaceDog just checked his crypto portfolio and the only thing that dropped faster was his jaw.

#SuperApe realized he can use his extraordinary abilities to orphan more children!

The first rule of #FightClubHorse: Never talk about how many peasants you've beaten.

#HipsterLlama is surprised that he actually needs a job that pays money

Who knew eating orphans wasn't a promising career

#DahmerDog finds tranquility after eating all those Peasants

#CyberneticCat combines the best of both worlds: artificial intelligence and natural malice. Beep boop, prepare for doom.

#KrugerHorse gets bored of murdering teens in their dreams

He decides to focus on orphans going forward

#BeggerHorse enjoys hearing Peasants beg for their life

#InjuryCat wonders if decapitation was worth the insurance money

#KrownLlama can finally relax knowing he ended all hungry people

#PrinceLlama realized that killing his father, siblings, and relatives is not enough!

He must also go after their pets!!

#HoodieCat is unimpressed with the latest serial killers. He could do better

#PartyHorse knows you should always dress your best when torturing your enemies 🎉

#CapedApe is here to save your investments... or bury them in the backyard.

#PotterHorse is trying to withhold the urge to marry his bestfriend's sister

After dating a generically named Chinese girlfriend named "Cho Chang"

#LordApe knows that he will soon gain his true #Krown, once he murders 1,000 Peasants. Only 582 more to go!