#AngelApe is glad he made it to heaven

Even after eating all those babies

Perhaps they were evil babies

#KingforDayCat can't be blamed for the famine, when there are no more Peasants left to file complaints

He's going to add a sprinkle of genocide for good measure

#KrownedLlama is annoyed to learn Peasants need houses 🏠

It's not like he can unburn the houses he burned already 🏚🔥

#PizzaCat has no regrets in trading 10,000 Bitcoin for 2 pizzas

#BitcoinPizzaDay $BTC #Bitcoin

#PrettyApe likes to stare into the souls of his prospective partners

Too bad their eyes melt in the process

On the Krownverse throne, #InvestorCat considers his next business venture. Orphan-powered treadmills?

#JonSnowHorse suspects he has plot armor

How else would he explain how he managed to eat all those puppies, in such a short time?

#BrainyApe can read your most inner-thoughts 🧠

He's impressed by your elaborate scheme of triple puppy genocide 🐶

#CultLlama's is starting to doubt the new gods

An arrow through the neck, does not seem like the best way to reach nirvana

#BirthdayHorse is excited for all the upcoming celebratory cannibalism

#PokerfaceDog just checked his crypto portfolio and the only thing that dropped faster was his jaw.

#SuperApe realized he can use his extraordinary abilities to orphan more children!

The first rule of #FightClubHorse: Never talk about how many peasants you've beaten.

#HipsterLlama is surprised that he actually needs a job that pays money

Who knew eating orphans wasn't a promising career

#DahmerDog finds tranquility after eating all those Peasants

#CyberneticCat combines the best of both worlds: artificial intelligence and natural malice. Beep boop, prepare for doom.

#KrugerHorse gets bored of murdering teens in their dreams

He decides to focus on orphans going forward

#BeggerHorse enjoys hearing Peasants beg for their life

#InjuryCat wonders if decapitation was worth the insurance money

#KrownLlama can finally relax knowing he ended all hungry people