Bir ruschani yaxshi bilmaydigan bola sigaret chekib oโtirsa, yoniga bir rus qiz kelib oโtiribdi. U ham sigaret chekishni boshlabdi.
Shunda bola chekayotgan qizga hayron boโlib:
โ Vั chto, kurisa?, - desa
Rus qizning jahli chiqib:
โ A chto, tั petux?, - debdi
Bola qoโlidagi sigaretni koโrsatib:
โ Net, ya toje kurisa!!!, - dermish๐
๐ง Musiqa - @vkn_music_bot
๐ @Shogird_Panda
Shunda bola chekayotgan qizga hayron boโlib:
โ Vั chto, kurisa?, - desa
Rus qizning jahli chiqib:
โ A chto, tั petux?, - debdi
Bola qoโlidagi sigaretni koโrsatib:
โ Net, ya toje kurisa!!!, - dermish๐
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๐ @Shogird_Panda
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Agar Onangni hursand qilishni hoxlasang,
Unda uni mening qaynonamga aylantir.
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Unda uni mening qaynonamga aylantir.
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Tanish holatmi?๐
๐ก Istalgan musiqani topib beradigan bot!
๐ต @Vkn_music_bot
@Hazilni_yomoni๐ง๐ปโโ
@Hazilni_yomoni๐ง๐ปโโ
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Notanish nomerdan qiz bolaga sms keldi.
โ Sevganiz bormi?
โ Ha, bor. Kim bu?
โ Bu men dadangman, uyda gaplashamiz.
5 minutdan soโng boshqa nomerdan sms:
โ Sevganiz bormi?
โ Yoโq kim bu?
โ Bu men sevganing. Demak mendan or qilar ekansan-da.
โ Yoโq, dadam sinab koโrayotgandi. Shunga yoโq dedim.
โ Bu yana men, dadang, uyga boray koโrasan.
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@kreativ_yumorist
โ Sevganiz bormi?
โ Ha, bor. Kim bu?
โ Bu men dadangman, uyda gaplashamiz.
5 minutdan soโng boshqa nomerdan sms:
โ Sevganiz bormi?
โ Yoโq kim bu?
โ Bu men sevganing. Demak mendan or qilar ekansan-da.
โ Yoโq, dadam sinab koโrayotgandi. Shunga yoโq dedim.
โ Bu yana men, dadang, uyga boray koโrasan.
@kreativ_yumorist
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Shunchaki Film ๐
๐คฆ๐ฝโโ
Shunchaki Futbol ๐ ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ
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Shunchaki Futbol ๐ ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ
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Otaning qiziga nasihati:
Endi, ona qizim, har bir qiz oโz uyiga โะะพััะธโ. Shunday ekan, senga aytar statusim: Kuyovnikiga borganda โะะฐะบััั ะฟัะพัะธะปั โ boโlgin. Eringdan boshqasi senga โะััะถะฑะฐ โ tashlasa โะะณะฝะพัโ qilgin. Eringning kamchiliklarini hamisha โะะตะฒะธะดะธะผโ qilgin. Qaynota-qaynonangning har bir gapiga โะะปะฐัั โ deb turgin. Uydagi โะกะพะพะฑัะตะฝะธะต โ va โะะฑััะถะดะตะฝะธะต โlarni bizga va koโchadagilarga aslo โะะพะฟะธัะพะฒะฐัั โ qila koโrmagin. Qoโshnilaringga โะััะทัั โ boโl! Qaynopalaring bilan esa โะัััะธะต ะดััะทัั โ boโlgin. Har bir qiliqlariga โะะฐะนะบโ deb turgin. Ularning โะงััะฝะฐั ัะฟะธัะบะฐ"siga aslo tusha koโrmagin!
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@kreativ_yumorist
Endi, ona qizim, har bir qiz oโz uyiga โะะพััะธโ. Shunday ekan, senga aytar statusim: Kuyovnikiga borganda โะะฐะบััั ะฟัะพัะธะปั โ boโlgin. Eringdan boshqasi senga โะััะถะฑะฐ โ tashlasa โะะณะฝะพัโ qilgin. Eringning kamchiliklarini hamisha โะะตะฒะธะดะธะผโ qilgin. Qaynota-qaynonangning har bir gapiga โะะปะฐัั โ deb turgin. Uydagi โะกะพะพะฑัะตะฝะธะต โ va โะะฑััะถะดะตะฝะธะต โlarni bizga va koโchadagilarga aslo โะะพะฟะธัะพะฒะฐัั โ qila koโrmagin. Qoโshnilaringga โะััะทัั โ boโl! Qaynopalaring bilan esa โะัััะธะต ะดััะทัั โ boโlgin. Har bir qiliqlariga โะะฐะนะบโ deb turgin. Ularning โะงััะฝะฐั ัะฟะธัะบะฐ"siga aslo tusha koโrmagin!
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Mana internet orqali tufli๐ zakas berishning oqibati๐๐๐คฆโโ
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Kim aytdi sizga 500 so'mlik muomaladan chiqqan deb ๐
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Sog'liqni saqlash vazirligi ogohlantiradi... ๐๐คฆโโ
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Yigitlar va Qizlarning yana bir farqi๐
๐คฆ๐ปโโ
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Bolasini olib ketish uchun bogโchaga kelgan ona tarbiyachi oโrindiqda uxlab yotganini, bolalar esa maydonchada bir oโzlari telefon oโynab oโtirishganini koโrib jahli chiqib ketibdi. Tarbiyachini tepasiga borib baland ovozda:
โ Bu nimasi? Hamma bolalar qochib ketishadi-ku, - desa,
Tarbiyachi:
โ Tinchlaning, hech qayoqqa ketishmaydi. Chunki Wi-Fi faqat maydonchani ichida ishlaydi, - dermish. ๐๐๐คฆโโ๐๐คฃ๐๐
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@kreativ_yumorist
โ Bu nimasi? Hamma bolalar qochib ketishadi-ku, - desa,
Tarbiyachi:
โ Tinchlaning, hech qayoqqa ketishmaydi. Chunki Wi-Fi faqat maydonchani ichida ishlaydi, - dermish. ๐๐๐คฆโโ๐๐คฃ๐๐
@kreativ_yumorist
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