Wo Kiya Hai Jis Per Agar
Piyar Se Hath Phero To
Foran Khara Ho Jata Hai..??

Sardar Aur Uski GF Park Me Bethy Thy..

GF: Ye Laal Qila Laal Q Hai??

Sardar Mazak Me:
QK Rajnikant Ny Paan Kha Ker Us Per Pichkari Maari Thi..
Aur
Ab Myjh se Ye Mat Puchna K
Taj Mahal Sufaid Q Hai.. :-D

Hhahaha

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

Na Jaane Muhabbat Mein Kitane Aphasaane Ban Jaate Hai
Shamaan Jisako Bhee Jalaati Hai Vo Paravaane Ban Jaate Hai
Kuchh Haasil Karana Hee Ishk Ki Manjil Nahee Hotee
Kisi Ko Khokar Bhi Kuchh Log Divaane Ban Jaate Hai

Hila Darling Hila..
Zor Zor Se Hila..
Dil Se Hila,,
Pakad Pakad K Hila..
Bas Hilati Ja..
Jitna Hilaye Gi,,
Utna Maza Aaye Ga..
Warna
Tera HALWA Jal Jaye Ga.. :-)

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You can't beat this-!Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???Santa obviosly Moon.. Teacher: How Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !.

Pushing pushing but not gusing,Pushing pushing bt not gusing,When chusing then gusing.Guess What?U dirty mind,im talking abt sui mein dhaga.

Sardar Aur Uski GF Park Me Bethy Thy..

GF: Ye Laal Qila Laal Q Hai??

Sardar Mazak Me:
QK Rajnikant Ny Paan Kha Ker Us Per Pichkari Maari Thi..
Aur
Ab Myjh se Ye Mat Puchna K
Taj Mahal Sufaid Q Hai.. :-D

Hhahaha

On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo.Husband ne usay bandha Or dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya…

Wo Kiya Hai Jis Per Agar
Piyar Se Hath Phero To
Foran Khara Ho Jata Hai..??

Apne Baap Ke Marne Ke Baad Uska Beta Uski Jagha Gaanv Ka Chaudhary Bana Ek Bar Vo Gaanv Mein Ghumne Nikla To Usko Ek Aadmi Dikha Jiski Shakal Us Se Milti Thi,Uska Majak Udhane Ke Liye Chaudhary Bola: “Lagta Hai Tumhari Maa Hamari Haveli Mein Naukrani Thi”Aadmi Ne Badi Hi Ijjat Se Muskura Ke Jawab Diya Aadmi: Ji Nahi, Par Mere Pita Ji Aapki Haveli Mein Kaam Karte The.

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