Nope okay now it’s my period

> be me
> have credit card that recently changed backing bank
> new login
> can’t make account
> try for weeks
> payment coming up
> aplay fuck.wav
> call customer support
> hello this is John at Corpobank

Hi yes I’d like to activate my account, my card went from Bank Of Whatever to Capitalism Bank

> realize as I said that I called the wrong support for the wrong company
> ./panik.sh -omFg
> hang up

> panam isnt into chicks

bullshit

M:

I’m smoking on that Svalbard Reserve pack

Uh oh. My sleep schedule is now 48 hours long.

I think I’m fucked

Annnnd that’s officially a stress breakdown. Rip

Guess I wasn’t cut out for the thing that almost nobody is cut out for

I might be top 5% intelligence and kinkster, but in fortitude I come up lacking :(

Well, not lacking

I’m tough as fuck but even tungsten carbide can be cut

“Oh, my brown eyes aren’t pretty, they’re so common”

Fool, a flower blooms in a field of ten thousand others. Yet we know it is no less beautiful.

Happy pride month everyone! This pride month remember that the queer community is just that: a community. Now is the time to unite and help those in need. Protect the vulnerable and strengthen the community.

No discourse. No policing. Only unity.

happy pride month

⏰⏰WAKE UP 🐄🥱
👀‼️ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH🪥🦷