I'd need to work 95+ hours to meet a minimum wage full time job in Los Angeles.

Me: yeah, it really does suck. Most of us aren't even paid fairly. I'm really glad you choose not to speak.

The Orangutan at the zoo: *winks at me before making a bellowing noise*

Someone PLEASE come fuck me

Cumming with just my wand and toys isn’t enough I need to be used for someone elses pleasure

Sex isn’t even about my pleasure directly it’s about the fact that someone else is using my body and enjoying it

5724 :: Trying to perform advanced drone functions on a floppy disk budget. 💾🔧

#latex #drone #hexcorp #hexdrone #latexdrone

Post by The Duct Gecko / Drone :: 5724 on Twitter via Kaba

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Gender is a performance and I’m doing improv comedy

Nope okay now it’s my period

> be me
> have credit card that recently changed backing bank
> new login
> can’t make account
> try for weeks
> payment coming up
> aplay fuck.wav
> call customer support
> hello this is John at Corpobank

Hi yes I’d like to activate my account, my card went from Bank Of Whatever to Capitalism Bank

> realize as I said that I called the wrong support for the wrong company
> ./panik.sh -omFg
> hang up

> panam isnt into chicks

bullshit

M:

I’m smoking on that Svalbard Reserve pack

Uh oh. My sleep schedule is now 48 hours long.

I think I’m fucked