​Showed her pics of my sword collection. She reacted with "😭" and left me on read. Plate of meats. — smogwed420

​23 M, pretended to be a girl while chatting with AI and had it take me out on a date. I did this for four hours. I just wanted to feel something. Burnt grilled cheese with some bullshit on it — neetbuxdebtcollector

​So fucking tired of fakecels on this sub whose main problem is their personality. I’m 5’3 and my cock is 2” long. A healthy and balanced meal — Icy_Flan_7185

​I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software — lilacwine06

​(M 32) I’ve Pavlov dogged myself into needing to jack off whenever I come back here. But the food is so fucking good. I never look the waiter in the eye. — Advanced-Ad6604

​I once went on a 10 minute rant to my crush about how blondes are dumb. She blocked me soon after (she was blond) VB and a side of cope — Rude_Pie_2952

​5'3 indian with gorilla hands here. Was walking back to accom with my order and some 6'3 guy came up to me to ask if I had their delivery. It's so over I kind of got a semi on I think I should just turn gay. — Diligent_Spite7781

​Empty bank account the night rent is due. — Due-Vegetable2858

​Talked with a girl on snap for two days straight, she’s really cute and we had great conversations. Called for two hours last night and she asked to switch to face time. She hung up on me 3 minutes into the face time and I have been on delivered since. I haven’t cried in 6 years. Pizzadilla. — Xx_Joey_xX_KC

​Tried asking out a woman at a hockey game. She called me a slur and moved to another section of the arena. — ReadyProgrammer651

​stop trying to post your shitty ass monster can and cigarette, get in the fucking kitchen and start platemaxxing, at least a cup of fucking ramen. then try adding an egg or something. "plate of nothing I deserve no food" you are so fucking original this is the first post like that we ever declined. — GempoleonCoalaparte

​i am 5 feet and 296lbs no one will ever love me — noMeowMeow