​I screamed at a guy harassing a girl on the train and he geniuenly rocked my shit and punched me in the face and ran away, while the girl looked at me and said "ew" beneath her breath before asking me if I was okay. Mfw (literally) i try and be that guy, but im not. Mushroom and chicken pizza. — R_O_G_E_R31

​bombed an exam this morning, got crop dusted by an old man fart on the train back, my life is a sick joke. Dinner. — SupermarketFit2158

​One of you reported my last post and now im under investigation for my actions in the past. Boiled hotdogs — Straight_Survey_8141

​got called gay at work because of my slightly effeminate food container. white rice — WR_Pro

​Showed her pics of my sword collection. She reacted with "😭" and left me on read. Plate of meats. — smogwed420

​23 M, pretended to be a girl while chatting with AI and had it take me out on a date. I did this for four hours. I just wanted to feel something. Burnt grilled cheese with some bullshit on it — neetbuxdebtcollector

​So fucking tired of fakecels on this sub whose main problem is their personality. I’m 5’3 and my cock is 2” long. A healthy and balanced meal — Icy_Flan_7185

​I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software — lilacwine06

​(M 32) I’ve Pavlov dogged myself into needing to jack off whenever I come back here. But the food is so fucking good. I never look the waiter in the eye. — Advanced-Ad6604

​I once went on a 10 minute rant to my crush about how blondes are dumb. She blocked me soon after (she was blond) VB and a side of cope — Rude_Pie_2952

​5'3 indian with gorilla hands here. Was walking back to accom with my order and some 6'3 guy came up to me to ask if I had their delivery. It's so over I kind of got a semi on I think I should just turn gay. — Diligent_Spite7781

​Empty bank account the night rent is due. — Due-Vegetable2858

​Talked with a girl on snap for two days straight, she’s really cute and we had great conversations. Called for two hours last night and she asked to switch to face time. She hung up on me 3 minutes into the face time and I have been on delivered since. I haven’t cried in 6 years. Pizzadilla. — Xx_Joey_xX_KC

​Tried asking out a woman at a hockey game. She called me a slur and moved to another section of the arena. — ReadyProgrammer651