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**🥙 KEBAB | Memes & Chaos**
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🔥 KEBAB CHANNEL REBOOT!

New concept: MEMES + KEBAB = CHAOS 😂
Ready for daily kebab memes? LET'S GO! 🚀

#KebabReboot #NewEra #MemeLife
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When you realize it's Monday and you spent all your money on weekend kebabs 😭💸

That relatable moment when kebab addiction meets reality check 🌯💔

#MondayMood #KebabLife #Relatable #BrokeButHappy
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POV: Your kebab falls apart on first bite 💀

The betrayal is real 😔🥙
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KEBAB WORLD DOMINATION: THE FACTS 🤯

🇩🇪 PLOT TWIST: Germany eats more döner than Turkey!
*600 TONS DAILY* - это больше чем весят все панды в мире! 🐼

🏪 Berlin has defeated McDonald's!
More kebab shops than Golden Arches - это просто эпик! 🏆

💰 UK kebab industry = $2.2 BILLION
Больше чем их киноиндустрия! Hollywood кто? 🎬

🍖 16,000 kebab shops in UK alone
Это 1 кебабная на каждые 4,000 британцев!
*Математика завоевания* 📊

The kebab empire is REAL and it's EVERYWHERE! 🔥

*How many kebabs conquered you this week?* 😏🥙
🥙 **DUBAI KEBAB GUIDE** 🇦🇪

Living in Dubai 3 years! TOP-5 where locals eat 🔥

**1️⃣ AL MALLAH** 🇱🇧
📍 Al Dhiyafa St | 💰 15-25 AED | 6AM-2AM
Legendary Lebanese since 1979!

**2️⃣ SAJ EXPRESS** 🌯
📍 Multiple locations | 💰 12-20 AED | 24/7
Open kitchen, best chicken shawarma

**3️⃣ RAVI RESTAURANT** 🍛
📍 Satwa | 💰 10-18 AED | 5AM-2AM
Pakistani heaven! Lamb karahi dreams

**4️⃣ SHAWARMA PALACE** 🛍️
📍 Mall of Emirates | 💰 20-35 AED
Premium quality, huge portions

**5️⃣ STREET VENDORS** 🏪
📍 Old Dubai | 💰 8-15 AED | Evenings
Most authentic! Follow locals

🔥 **PRO TIPS:**
💡 Say "Mixed shawarma"
🌶️ "Medium spicy" = perfect
💰 Worker areas = cheaper
🕐 Go after 7 PM
⚠️ Ask "fresh from grill"

💬 Which sounds best? Share discoveries!
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#DubaiKebab #ShawarmaDubai #Dubai2024 #LocalFood #UAE
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😂 **"Kebab Shock: When you realize the true value of shawarma!"**

🇨🇭 Switzerland: $15
*"For this money I eat at home for a week!"* 😱

🇩🇪 Germany: $8
*"Ich bin sehr hungry!"* 🍺

🇮🇳 India: $1
*"Saab, very spicy making?"* 🔥

🇹🇷 Turkey: $2
*"It got expensive again!"* 🙄

🇷🇺 Russia: $4
*"I remember it was 50 rubles..."* 😢

💡 LIFE HACK: If kebab costs more than your hourly wage - it's a restaurant!

Has kebab gotten more expensive in your city? 👇

#kebab #prices #humor #travel
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🇸🇰 **BRATISLAVA KEBAB GUIDE: TOP 5 SPOTS!** 🥙

Slovak capital surprises with incredible kebabs! My ranking after a year of research:

**🥇 Alibaba Kebab (Old Town)**
📍 Ventúrska 5 | €7-12
Secret: homemade bread & family marinade

**🥈 King Kebab (Petržalka)**
📍 Černyševského 2 | €5-9
Feature: huge portions + free tea

**🥉 Istanbul Grill (Center)**
📍 Obchodná 58 | €6-10
Plus: open until 3 AM

**4️⃣ Mesopotamia (New Bridge)**
📍 Bajkalská 25 | €8-13
Authentic Turkish spices

**5️⃣ Golden Kebab (Station)**
📍 Predstaničné námestie 1 | €4-8
Perfect for train travelers

🔥 **TIPS:**
• Order "s ostrým" = spicy sauce
• Petržalka 30% cheaper than center
• Best time: 2-4 PM (fresh meat)
• Most places cards only!

What's your city's best kebab? 👇

#Bratislava #Kebab #SlovakiaFood #TravelFood
🥙 **KEBAB HUNTER STORY: 3 YEARS OF SEARCHING**

Hi, I'm Mark! For the past 3 years I've been traveling the world with one goal - to find the perfect kebab! 🌍

**🇹🇷 ISTANBUL** - It all started here in 2021. Mehmet: "Secret is in lamb meat and spices from Grand Bazaar"

**🇩🇪 BERLIN** - Mustafa's Gemüse Kebap. 4 hours in queue, 16 types of vegetables, secret sauce!

**🇬🇧 LONDON** - Chicken tikka kebab on Brick Lane. Indian spices + Turkish technique = 🤯

**🇸🇰 BRATISLAVA** - Alibaba Kebab surprised me! Homemade bread of incredible softness

**🇫🇷 PARIS** - French made kebab elegant! Lamb from Provence

**🇲🇦 MARRAKECH** - Currently here! Preparing for kebab on argan wood coals

**MAIN DISCOVERY:** Kebab is philosophy! Story of migration and cultural exchange in every bite.

What's the craziest kebab you've tried? 👇

#KebabHunter #TravelFood #StreetFood #Travel