The media really wants me to believe this bitch is 39.

i think you guys got dementia

Have you seen my wife? She's so beautiful.

We've found the admin switch

British people didn't have the word for maintenance (just like africans) before Fr*nch brought it to them

Hi this is Bun from the popular channel Bun's bunker and we have taken over this channel for being too cool and funny, we can't tolerate that as the peak fun in this app should be Placeholder posting garfield on mondays.

Also my man Gnome is at 95. Would be suuuuuuper cool to see him at 100 before monday

sweepy everytime he looks in the mirror