2,299 words Australian aborigines have never forgiven the white man for bringing air conditioning to the arid wasteland they call home. They have a median IQ of 62, which explains their eternal plight far better than dim intangibles such as “racism.” Their…

Join the White Panther as he celebrates his liberation from nearly three years of green-screen tyranny by wearing a green T-shirt and welcoming you to the sexy new man cave he's festooned with...

2,070 words Black Motorist Charged with Plowing into White Bicyclist, Then Stabbing Him to Death While Muttering Somethin’-Somethin’ ’bout “White Privilege” Would your average bushman of the Kalahari, languidly nibbling on a mud-and-cow-dung pie while swatting…

1,364 words Over the past few years I’ve steadfastly avoided paying attention to anything that mentions Republicans and Democrats. As a result, my dark and cynical soul has felt the faint stirrings of mental health like blossoms budding on a cherry tree in…

A whistleblower in the Auburn University Black Student Union claims to have retrieved a Google Doc from a group message associated with the organization,…

Doctor Steelhead's Revenge; Musical Justice: Bubblegum Music; Movie: "The Birds" (1963); ChatGPT Wrote a Poem About Me (0:00-1:05:40) • We Know They're Lying: Joe Rogan Accused of Being an Anti...

2,331 words Joe Rogan Accused of Being an Anti-Semitic Nut for Saying That Jews Love Money As a perpetually persecuted people who can’t catch a break no matter where they wind up after being kicked out of the previous country that learned to dislike them…

1,531 words Last Saturday afternoon at a public park east of Manchester in northern England, a 16-year-old male whose first name at birth was “Brett” died from multiple stab wounds. I don’t know Brett’s legal surname at the moment, because the press has refrained…

Trump's visit was first reported by Fox News, citing a source familiar with the former president's plans.

Ohio needs the Biden and DeWine administrations to get to the bottom of what happened in East Palestine share the risks facing people and wildlife, Mustafa Santiago Ali, executive vice president of t…

In Defense of Dehumanization; Musical Justice: Gary Glitter; Movie: "Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son in Law" (1977) (0:00-1:00:50) • A Fake & Ghey Murder (1:00:50-1:24:00) • We Know They're L...

2,247 words Dark Clouds Over a Little White Town in Ohio We are all East Palestinians now. As always, it will take months and years and decades and possibly centuries to sift the hype from the facts about what happened in this remote little nearly all-white…

1,393 words Every so often a woman writes something online that makes me want to punch her until my fist comes out the other side of her head, but I can’t do that, because they’d send me back to prison. This time around, what got my Irish up is an article…

Say Hello to my Nipples; Musical Justice: Stompin' Tom Connors; Movies: "Dancing Outlaw" (1991) & "Dancing Outlaw II: Jesco Goes to Hollywood" (1999) (0:00-48:26) • We Know They're Lying: In Lo...

2,242 words “National Day of Hate” Turns Out to Be a Big Nothingbagel In what may be remembered as one of the oddest yet most wide-reaching racial hoaxes of all time, news agencies and police departments nationwide warned that white-supremacist anti-Semites…

1,801 words In response to 2014's absurdly overblown and preposterously misguided public outrage over Michael Brown’s shooting death in Ferguson, Missouri , President Barack Obama asked the federal government to allocate $263 million to provide police departments…

Your Uncle Jimbo explains the technical problems that led to this episode's unforgivable tardiness; Musical Justice: Little Richard; Movie: The Marx Brothers in "Horse Feathers" (1932); Voicema...

1,502 words Last week, striking footage emerged of about 2,000 heavily tattooed Salvadoran inmates, their heads shaved and bowed, wearing nothing but white boxer shorts and packed together like sardines while being herded at gunpoint to a spanking-new prison…

FBI agents questioned whether they could make out a valid "conspiracy and not make a fool of ourselves"...

Oleksandr "Gappy Teeth" Usyk to Fight Tyson "Greedy Belly" Fury; Musical Justice: The Stranglers; Movie: "Chopper" (2000) (0:00-1:06:46) • El Salvador's New Monster Prison (1:06:46-1:31:54) • W...