1,241 words I don’t want to frighten any of you legally-medicated speed freaks out there, but America is in the throes of an Adderall shortage. Within days or possibly nanoseconds, tens of millions of you will have trouble concentrating and start acting hyperactively.…

Smash or Pass?: female amputees; Funniest Movie Hitlers; Music: Professor Longhair; Movie: "Snow on tha Bluff" (0:00-49:28) • Adolf Hitler Was a Tweaker (49:28-1:13:27) • We Know They're Lying:...

2,016 words Herschel Walker Announces He’s Transitioning from a Werewolf to a Vampire Republican senatorial candidate Herschel Walker is so stupid, it’s fair to call him a genius at being stupid. The existence of Herschel Walker as a legitimate senatorial…

Trying to Outsmart Deaf Postal Workers; Musical Justice: Wanda Jackson; Movie: "Beyond the Doors"; Voicemail: Can a Guy "De-Fag" Himself? (0:00-50:58) • We Know They're Lying: Make Way for the...

2,167 words Say Goodbye to “Minorities” and Make Way for the “Global Majority” Even though the Great Replacement is happening, they’ll deny it’s happening while celebrating the fact that it’s happening, and they’ll call you crazy for daring to notice that…

1,372 words I believe that blind people have a right to be employed -- but not as military snipers or crossing guards. I believe that deaf people are entitled to a living wage -- but not as record producers. In the same spirit of fairness teetering toward…

Welcome to Whikanda; Would You Rather Have Someone Kiss Your Ass and Stab You in the Back or Stab You in the Ass and Kiss You on the Back?; Musical Justice: Eddie Cochran; Movie: "Five Easy Pie...

2,256 words Kanye West Suspended From Twitter for Posting Image of Raëlian “Schwartztika” Logo Sometime in the mid-1990s, while amusing myself by batting around ideas for fake racial-justice charity organizations such as “Negrowth” and “Up With Negroes!”…

1,345 words There’s something about the specter of armed guards in tactical gear patrolling a gas station in our nation’s birthplace that tells me things aren’t likely to get better in the United States anytime soon. What’s next? Members of the Azov Regiment…

You Gotta Make Peace With Yourself, Musical Justice: The Sweet; Movie: "The Honeymoon Killers"; Voicemail: Is Islam Compatible With Western Society? (0:00-1:06:41) • Armed Guards at a Philly Ga...

Kanye West may never win another music-related award again, but there's one group that's honoring him with a not-so-flattering title ... "Antisemite of the Year."

2,462 words Election Rigging? Kanye West Wins “Anti-Semite of the Year” Award, but the Year Isn’t Even Over Yet Hardworking anti-Semites worldwide are crying foul that black rapper Kanye West won the coveted “Anti-Semite of the Year” award from watchdog group…

1,552 words FUNDRAISER ALERT: From now until the New Year, I am offering my dubious skills as a karaoke songbird to help Counter-Currents reach its goal. For $100 per ditty, I am willing to post a video of myself performing a song of your choice, provided…

At Least You're Not the World's Shortest Man; Musical Justice: Slade; Movie: "Four Lions"; Ann Sterzinger's Rapist Finally Pleads Guilty; Voicemail: How Do You Deal With a Cancer Diagnosis? (0:...

2,621 words No Corn, No Peace: Colored Man Shoots KFC Employee After Being Told the Restaurant Ran Out of Corn Evil Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin’s bioengineered Corn Shortage has led to the near loss of another precious Black Life. Whereas black maniacs…

1,408 words This Christmas, as hundreds of millions of normal Americans gather around the dinner table to savor their festive baked turkeys and delightful honeyed hams, a stubborn minority of spiteful Semites will dishonor this sacred annual tradition by…

Ghosts of Christmas Past; Death of a Satard; Musical Justice: Early Mothers of Invention; Movie: "Ape Canyon"; Voicemail (0:00-1:09:21) • The Sino-Zionist Christmas Conspiracy (1:09:21-1:25:12)...

2,154 words If You Don’t Help Push the Counter-Currents 2022 Fundraiser Over the Top, We’ll Get the Nordic Gods to Drop Another Cyclone Bomb on America Dearest readers, fellow travelers, and especially the underappreciated 5% or so of readers who aren’t even…