I have never been so upset by a poll in my life.

1,897 words In 1996, while hosting the “Weekend Update” segment on Saturday Night Live, Norm Macdonald made the following comment: “Earlier this week, actor Marlon Brando met with Jewish leaders to apologize for comments he made on Larry King Live — among…

A guide to white mammals (besides panthers) that the media ignores; Music: Jerry Lee Lewis; Movie: "M"; Women of Talent: Joey Heatherton (0:00-1:15:21) • We Know They're Lying: Sacheen Littlefe...

2,534 words Sacheen Littlefeather: The Latest “Pretendian” to Get Scalped As we gather together to celebrate Halloween, let us not forget those who’ve dressed up in Injun costumes their entire lives to milk the eternally credulous American public of its sympathy…

2,071 words Next week down here in Georgia, a state that is just under one-third black, we’re expected to choose between two black men for US Senator. I’m also supposed to pretend that either one of them will adequately “represent” me in the Senate. The Democrats…

Loins of the White Panther, The World's Most Obscure NASCAR Driver, The World's First Anti-Semitism Contest?, Movie: "Rocky V"; Music: Suicide (0:00-46:02) • Herschel Walker Is Not a Very Brigh...

2,602 words Kanye West’s Jewish Ex-Trainer Threatens to “Medicate the Crap” Out of Him Powerful Jews continue to prove they’re not powerful by flexing their massive power to disempower anyone who dares suggest they are powerful. Kanye West tossed a couple…

1,204 words Well, there was no “Red Wave.” It hardly even qualified as a Red Spurt. It wasn’t a sweep. It wasn’t even a light dusting. This was the puniest “reckoning” in electoral history. This would have been an uncharacteristically meager midterm pushback…

Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump.

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"White Panther" in different languages; Music: The Standells; Movie: "The Undertaker and His Pals" (0:00-43:07) • Pull Your Head Out of Your Ass and Keep Your Feet on the Ground (43:07-51:28) •...

2,710 words Sudden and Shocking Discovery of Hateful “Noose” Halts Construction of Shiny New Billion-Dollar Obama Presidential Center Whether it’s Jussie Smollett, Bubba Wallace, or a rancid cornucopia of other “fake noose” stories the media hypes but that…

1,241 words I don’t want to frighten any of you legally-medicated speed freaks out there, but America is in the throes of an Adderall shortage. Within days or possibly nanoseconds, tens of millions of you will have trouble concentrating and start acting hyperactively.…

Smash or Pass?: female amputees; Funniest Movie Hitlers; Music: Professor Longhair; Movie: "Snow on tha Bluff" (0:00-49:28) • Adolf Hitler Was a Tweaker (49:28-1:13:27) • We Know They're Lying:...

2,016 words Herschel Walker Announces He’s Transitioning from a Werewolf to a Vampire Republican senatorial candidate Herschel Walker is so stupid, it’s fair to call him a genius at being stupid. The existence of Herschel Walker as a legitimate senatorial…

Trying to Outsmart Deaf Postal Workers; Musical Justice: Wanda Jackson; Movie: "Beyond the Doors"; Voicemail: Can a Guy "De-Fag" Himself? (0:00-50:58) • We Know They're Lying: Make Way for the...

2,167 words Say Goodbye to “Minorities” and Make Way for the “Global Majority” Even though the Great Replacement is happening, they’ll deny it’s happening while celebrating the fact that it’s happening, and they’ll call you crazy for daring to notice that…

1,372 words I believe that blind people have a right to be employed -- but not as military snipers or crossing guards. I believe that deaf people are entitled to a living wage -- but not as record producers. In the same spirit of fairness teetering toward…

Welcome to Whikanda; Would You Rather Have Someone Kiss Your Ass and Stab You in the Back or Stab You in the Ass and Kiss You on the Back?; Musical Justice: Eddie Cochran; Movie: "Five Easy Pie...