Guys do they look like touhou characters or am I going insane

this is how im gonna survive this warops. First off i have captain hardsuit to make sure i wont die to spacing, bless roomba. Alright so im grabbing everyone around me and i form a human meatshield in cargo shuttle. First clake left side, people are gone, right side people are gone, front people are gone i grab the cadet behind me, putting infront of me and im grab grab on him for dear life, he is screaming "no let me go captain we are gonna die" and im like "no you are gonna die" and i see that we are spinning out of the cargo shuttle and i throw him out of the airlock to equalize the shuttle collision, first impact grav is gone, second impact im legless but still alive, we are bracing for impact in the station, we HIT the station but i have ironman jetpack and fly off before the impact boom out of the shuttle we are done. I live, i win.