Fumoid & CatEater Inc. (some mononos too)
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WRD_009 - AHELP WINDOW
DANGER LEVEL - MORTAL
TYPE - NEGATIVELYT STIMULATED EXPIRIENCE
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WRD_009 IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL CLIMAX FOR WHEN A PERSON HAS TOO MUCH FUN LIVING HIS LIFE, AND CAN BE EXPIRIENCED BY ANYONE REGARDLESS OF THEIR PSYCHOLOGICAL STATE, EXCEPT, FOR UNKNOWN TO MODERN SCIENCE REASON, OF TRANNIES.
AHELP EVENT OCCURS INSTANTANEOUSLY IN VICTIMS MIND, BUT IS DESCRIBED TO BE AROUND 30 SECONDS LONG. DURRING THE EVENT, THE WORLD APPEARS TO BE NORMAL, EXCEPT THAT AT THE CENTER OF THE VICTIMS VISION APPEARS A RED CHAT WINDOW WITH A DISTINCT "BWOINK" SOUND. THE USER IS THEN GREETED BY, WHAT APPEARS TO BE, WORLD JANNITOR, THAT TYPICALLY GO BY NICKNAMES SUCH AS [DEBUNKED], [DEBUNKED] AND ALICETRANSGIRL (OMMITED NICKNAMES ARE WHAT KNOWN IN THE SCIENCE OF RLRP AS EVERYSINGLETIMOHAZARDS). THE JANNY IS THEN ASKING, WHY THE VICTIM DID A PARTICULAR BEHAVIOR IN A SMUGSLOPTRANNYYAK BEHAVIOR.
THEN THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION CAN GO TWO WAYS, WHICH ARE THE "KEKOLD" AND "GIGA" SCENARIOUS.
IN A KEKOLD SCENARIO, VICTIM EXPLAINS AND COOPERATES WITH TRANNY JANNY, WHICH RESULTS IN HIM ROLLING THE DICE IN THE GAME OF CHANCE KNOWN AS "BAN APPEAL", WHERE THE APPLICATION CAN BE DELAYED FOR MONTHS (OF PERCEPTED TIME) AND BE OUTRIGHT DENIED RESULTING IN VICTIM GETTING A BAN ANYWAY.
IN A GIGA SCENARIO, VICTIM CURSES ALL JANNY SCUM AND BECAUSE OF THAT, GETS A PROLONGED BAN, WHICH HE EVENTUALY FIGURES OUT TO EVADE.
WHEN THE VICTIM IS IN A BANNED STATE, HE IS SENT TO A SPACE GOYIM TORTURE DIMENSION, WHERE HE IS SPENDING MONTHS OR YEARS IN PERCEPTION, WHERE THE REAL LIFE TIME WAS, AGAIN, INSTANTANEOUS.
CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: ONE MAY TRY READING AND FOLLOWING THE RULEMUD, BUT THE WORDS AND SENTENCES IN IT ARE SEMITRANSPARENT, EVERCHANGING, AND HAVE QUADRIPLE MEANING, SO THIS A BAD WAY TO PREVENT THE AHELP, UNLESS YOURE CHOSEN BY BAAN. GOING CUCKOLD WAY MAY SEEM TO RESULT IN A LESSER SENTENCE, BUT THOSE ARE ONLY RARE SITUATIONS THAT REQUIRE UNFATHOMABLE POWERS OF PILPULSTEINING.THE BEST WAY TO ESCAPE THE BAAN DEMISE, IS TO EVADE.
1.CLEAR ALL DIRECTORIES, INCLUDING ONES IN APPDATAS AND TEMP
2.CLEAR REGISTRY ENTRIES
3.GET ON DIFFERENT IP
4.CREATE NEW ACCOUNT
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