To answer your questions:)

I will laugh and mentally read it every time I see it:)

I desperately need this t-shirt

A short winter holidays quiz to have a bit of language practice and possibly extend your cultural knowledge:)

And in case you like quizzes (notice it’s two z when it’s plural and one z in singular) here’s quite a collection suitable for almost any level starting with strong A2

little sth to read in English during the winter holidays