😊 CZ says if you want to thank yourself in 2 years, stop trying to time the market and start thinking at least a year ahead

Advice from the guy whose net worth fluctuates by $10B per week 📝

😃 Eric Trump denied rumors of a new Trump memecoin - "absolutely not true"

Meanwhile the TRUMP team quietly moved 2.62 million TRUMP tokens worth $6.21M to OKX

Denied the new coin while selling the old one 😂

🧃 Telegram phone number +888 8 666 sold for 666,666 GRAM - nearly $1 million

Someone paid $1 million for a phone number they'll never answer 😄

🍷 Revolut is launching its own euro-pegged stablecoin

The app that sent a BTC=$0.02 notification wants to issue currency now 😂

😎 Trader turned $67,304 into $2.55 million on PONS memecoin - 37x return with zero sells

Bought and touched nothing - the most powerful trading strategy 😂

🔭 Durov launched Gram Wallet in Telegram for a limited group - full rollout to 1 billion+ users in 2 weeks

Non-custodial wallet with smart contract approved by validators - future updates won't require painful migrations. GRAM up 10% on the news

1 billion people getting a crypto wallet in 2 weeks - the biggest crypto onboarding event in history 😂

😱 A 13-year-old with almost no coding skills built an AI app that watches kids do homework and made $2,700 in 3 days

Camera detects phone use or leaving the desk - a "virtual parent" reminds you to get back to studying

Built an AI parent to replace actual parenting - Gen Z solves problems differently 😲

⚠️ Notional Finance possibly h@cked for $1,700,000

Not a day without a h@ck 😂

⚠️Ukrainian authorities busted a fake investment platform network targeting crypto holders across 20+ countries

Showed victims fake profits then drained their wallets when they tried to withdraw. 34 searches in Kyiv, 100 computers, 100 phones and 15 cars seized

The "connect your main wallet for withdrawal" trick - oldest scam in the book ⚠️

⚠️ An artist recreated the Hugging Face AI agent h@ck as a first-person video from the att@cker's perspective

Someone made art about AI h@cking AI - we're in a new era 😂

⚠️ Polymarket has raised $1 billion in an undisclosed round led by 1789 Capital to expand its decentralized prediction market for trading on the outcomes of real-world events

⚠️ Former OpenAI and Anthropic researcher says AI lab employees genuinely believe they could be building something that kills humanity - but keep building anyway

Each company fears competitors will reach superintelligence first so nobody wants to slow down. Private conversations express real fear, public statements are softened

Everyone sees the cliff, nobody wants to be the first to brake 😂

⚠️ BREAKING : Revolut discloses data bre@ch with passports, bank statements and Bitcoin transaction records le@ked, affecting customers holding crypto assets and financial data.

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