🤖 Elon Musk says Tesla's Optimus robot and Grok will provide "incredible medical care to all people on Earth"

Man with a rocket company, an AI company, a car company and a social network is now solving healthcare 😂

☠️ Crypto Ponzi organizer Edward Zimbardi deported from Fiji after hiding for over a year - raised $165M promising 25% monthly returns

Thousands of investors fell for guaranteed 25% per month - that's 300% annually

25% guaranteed monthly returns and people still invested - greed is a powerful drug 😐

😊 CZ says if you want to thank yourself in 2 years, stop trying to time the market and start thinking at least a year ahead

Advice from the guy whose net worth fluctuates by $10B per week 📝

👏 Standard Chartered predicts Bitcoin hits $100,000 by end of year

Same bank that compared Ethereum to Amazon after the dot-com crash - they're on a prediction streak 🍑

🐸 BitMart reversed its closure decision and is now considering restructuring instead

Hired White & Case law firm to develop a plan - next update by September 9, final decision depends on legal and financial review

Announced closing, users couldn't withdraw, now reconsidering - classic FTX trajectory but slower 😐

😃 Eric Trump denied rumors of a new Trump memecoin - "absolutely not true"

Meanwhile the TRUMP team quietly moved 2.62 million TRUMP tokens worth $6.21M to OKX

Denied the new coin while selling the old one 😂

😮 Canadian Prime Minister declares Canada is in a trade "war" with the United States

Friendly neighbors having a very unfriendly year 🔫

😊 Alibaba raised $10.2 billion in Hong Kong's largest ever secondary offering - 100% going to AI infrastructure

Net profit fell 75% year-on-year due to capital spending, stock dropped 12% after hours despite the raise being oversubscribed

Raised $10B for AI, profit down 75%, stock dropped - investors not impressed by the math 😞

🏹 Bill Gates: AI is moving faster than society is ready for

Gates warns that millions of jobs could disappear, while AI could dramatically increase cyber, biological and even loss-of-control risks. At the same time, he believes AI could transform medicine, education and science if governments prepare early

AI could be humanity’s greatest equalizer - or its biggest disruption 🚬

🤔 Pitbull tweeted "Pitcoin is coming" about his album and dozens of PITCOIN scam tokens launched on Solana

One jumped 100%, another 207% in 7 hours - most are worth under $3k and Pitbull has nothing to do with any of them

Mr. Worldwide accidentally created a memecoin ecosystem 🤣

🧃 Telegram phone number +888 8 666 sold for 666,666 GRAM - nearly $1 million

Someone paid $1 million for a phone number they'll never answer 😄

🍻 Bill Gates proposes a tax on AI and robots replacing human workers

Current system lets companies write off robots immediately while paying payroll taxes on humans - Gates wants to fix that gap and fund retraining programs

Man who automated millions of jobs with Windows now wants to tax automation 😂

👍 Coinbase Premium Gap turned positive for the first time in 40 days - American buyers are back

Bitcoin trading at a premium on Coinbase vs Binance signals increased US institutional demand

When Americans start paying more for Bitcoin than everyone else - historically bullish 🚬

🤖 OpenAI, Anthropic, Google + 100 companies unite against rogue AI agents

The industry warns that AI-powered cyberattacks could become far more widespread and sophisticated within months, putting everything from hospitals to internet infrastructure at risk

AI companies are now building AI to protect us from AI 🚬

🍷 Revolut is launching its own euro-pegged stablecoin

The app that sent a BTC=$0.02 notification wants to issue currency now 😂

😱 Pakistan officially opens the door to crypto

Pakistan has launched its VASP licensing framework, covering exchanges, custodians, brokers, derivatives, token issuers and other crypto services. Existing firms subject to the transition rules have until September 5 to apply or cease operations

Pakistan went from “crypto?” to “where’s your license?” real quick. 🚬

🤓 Google launched a free 2-hour vibe coding course for complete beginners - 98% found it useful

Three modules: intro to vibe coding, writing prompts for apps, building with AI Studio - no coding experience needed

Google teaching the world to replace developers - with Google AI 💞

⚡️ StarkWare completed the first quantum-resistant Bitcoin transaction without any network upgrade

Works within existing Bitcoin capabilities - currently too computationally expensive for mass use but proves quantum protection is possible before a protocol change

Bitcoin doesn't need to change to survive quantum - someone just proved it 😐

🎰 Account that previously got Trump's attention was likely hacked to pump GOLD token

Team held 82.45% of supply, 15 connected wallets sold everything for 9,784 SOL ($1M+) right before the tweet was deleted. Smart money spotted it minutes after launch and rode the 11,000% pump

Hacked a Trump-adjacent account to run a $1M memecoin exit - increasingly sophisticated scams 😐

💸 CZ says don't gamble on crypto - never sell your home or invest money you can't afford to lose

Especially for young people: only put in what you can actually survive losing

Most responsible thing ever said by the founder of the world's largest crypto exchange 😐