🤖 Elon Musk says "I hope AI is nice to us"

Man building the AI said this 🤡

🏴‍☠️ Pirated copies of Odyssey are hiding Lumma Stealer malware that grabs crypto wallet data, passwords and auth cookies - bypassing 2FA

Downloaded a free movie, gave hackers your crypto 👺

😲 Shanghai tech company Zhibao Technology bought 2,380 BTC for $155 million and immediately entered the top 40 public Bitcoin holders

Chinese companies quietly joining the corporate Bitcoin reserve race 🍑

😊 Telegram applied to ICANN for its own .gram top-level domain - usernames become websites

@durov becomes durov.gram, sites hosted directly inside Telegram with a single text prompt

Telegram wants to be your browser, bank and domain registrar 😂

🎧 Elon Musk is planning stablecoin payments for content creators on X

X wants to be your social network, bank and now your payroll system 😂

🤖 Elon Musk says Tesla's Optimus robot and Grok will provide "incredible medical care to all people on Earth"

Man with a rocket company, an AI company, a car company and a social network is now solving healthcare 😂

☠️ Crypto Ponzi organizer Edward Zimbardi deported from Fiji after hiding for over a year - raised $165M promising 25% monthly returns

Thousands of investors fell for guaranteed 25% per month - that's 300% annually

25% guaranteed monthly returns and people still invested - greed is a powerful drug 😐

😊 CZ says if you want to thank yourself in 2 years, stop trying to time the market and start thinking at least a year ahead

Advice from the guy whose net worth fluctuates by $10B per week 📝

👏 Standard Chartered predicts Bitcoin hits $100,000 by end of year

Same bank that compared Ethereum to Amazon after the dot-com crash - they're on a prediction streak 🍑

🐸 BitMart reversed its closure decision and is now considering restructuring instead

Hired White & Case law firm to develop a plan - next update by September 9, final decision depends on legal and financial review

Announced closing, users couldn't withdraw, now reconsidering - classic FTX trajectory but slower 😐

😃 Eric Trump denied rumors of a new Trump memecoin - "absolutely not true"

Meanwhile the TRUMP team quietly moved 2.62 million TRUMP tokens worth $6.21M to OKX

Denied the new coin while selling the old one 😂

😮 Canadian Prime Minister declares Canada is in a trade "war" with the United States

Friendly neighbors having a very unfriendly year 🔫

😊 Alibaba raised $10.2 billion in Hong Kong's largest ever secondary offering - 100% going to AI infrastructure

Net profit fell 75% year-on-year due to capital spending, stock dropped 12% after hours despite the raise being oversubscribed

Raised $10B for AI, profit down 75%, stock dropped - investors not impressed by the math 😞

🏹 Bill Gates: AI is moving faster than society is ready for

Gates warns that millions of jobs could disappear, while AI could dramatically increase cyber, biological and even loss-of-control risks. At the same time, he believes AI could transform medicine, education and science if governments prepare early

AI could be humanity’s greatest equalizer - or its biggest disruption 🚬

🤔 Pitbull tweeted "Pitcoin is coming" about his album and dozens of PITCOIN scam tokens launched on Solana

One jumped 100%, another 207% in 7 hours - most are worth under $3k and Pitbull has nothing to do with any of them

Mr. Worldwide accidentally created a memecoin ecosystem 🤣

🧃 Telegram phone number +888 8 666 sold for 666,666 GRAM - nearly $1 million

Someone paid $1 million for a phone number they'll never answer 😄

🍻 Bill Gates proposes a tax on AI and robots replacing human workers

Current system lets companies write off robots immediately while paying payroll taxes on humans - Gates wants to fix that gap and fund retraining programs

Man who automated millions of jobs with Windows now wants to tax automation 😂

👍 Coinbase Premium Gap turned positive for the first time in 40 days - American buyers are back

Bitcoin trading at a premium on Coinbase vs Binance signals increased US institutional demand

When Americans start paying more for Bitcoin than everyone else - historically bullish 🚬

🤖 OpenAI, Anthropic, Google + 100 companies unite against rogue AI agents

The industry warns that AI-powered cyberattacks could become far more widespread and sophisticated within months, putting everything from hospitals to internet infrastructure at risk

AI companies are now building AI to protect us from AI 🚬

🍷 Revolut is launching its own euro-pegged stablecoin

The app that sent a BTC=$0.02 notification wants to issue currency now 😂