😊 Israel's largest bank Leumi is adding Bitcoin, Ethereum and Solana directly to its banking app starting 2027

Another country's biggest bank discovered the crypto button 😂

🚬 New mining company employee got access to 100 computers on day one and immediately started mining Bitcoin for himself

Made about 1 BTC before getting caught

Got hired to mine Bitcoin, mined Bitcoin - just for the wrong wallet 😂

🤙 CZ is donating remaining BNB from his public address to Giggle Academy then turning it into a burn address

Wallet got flooded with unsolicited memecoins and every burn attempt just created more speculation around his on-chain moves

People sent so many memecoins to CZ that he had to abandon his own wallet 😂

🍑 CZ says over 20.07 million Bitcoin have been mined - only 4.4% of total supply left to produce

Estimates 10-20% of existing BTC are permanently lost or inaccessible - real available supply keeps shrinking

20 million mined, millions lost, 4.4% left - the scarcest asset in history getting scarcer 😐

🤖 Elon Musk says "I hope AI is nice to us"

Man building the AI said this 🤡

🏴‍☠️ Pirated copies of Odyssey are hiding Lumma Stealer malware that grabs crypto wallet data, passwords and auth cookies - bypassing 2FA

Downloaded a free movie, gave hackers your crypto 👺

😲 Shanghai tech company Zhibao Technology bought 2,380 BTC for $155 million and immediately entered the top 40 public Bitcoin holders

Chinese companies quietly joining the corporate Bitcoin reserve race 🍑

😊 Telegram applied to ICANN for its own .gram top-level domain - usernames become websites

@durov becomes durov.gram, sites hosted directly inside Telegram with a single text prompt

Telegram wants to be your browser, bank and domain registrar 😂

🎧 Elon Musk is planning stablecoin payments for content creators on X

X wants to be your social network, bank and now your payroll system 😂

🤖 Elon Musk says Tesla's Optimus robot and Grok will provide "incredible medical care to all people on Earth"

Man with a rocket company, an AI company, a car company and a social network is now solving healthcare 😂

☠️ Crypto Ponzi organizer Edward Zimbardi deported from Fiji after hiding for over a year - raised $165M promising 25% monthly returns

Thousands of investors fell for guaranteed 25% per month - that's 300% annually

25% guaranteed monthly returns and people still invested - greed is a powerful drug 😐

😊 CZ says if you want to thank yourself in 2 years, stop trying to time the market and start thinking at least a year ahead

Advice from the guy whose net worth fluctuates by $10B per week 📝

👏 Standard Chartered predicts Bitcoin hits $100,000 by end of year

Same bank that compared Ethereum to Amazon after the dot-com crash - they're on a prediction streak 🍑

🐸 BitMart reversed its closure decision and is now considering restructuring instead

Hired White & Case law firm to develop a plan - next update by September 9, final decision depends on legal and financial review

Announced closing, users couldn't withdraw, now reconsidering - classic FTX trajectory but slower 😐

😃 Eric Trump denied rumors of a new Trump memecoin - "absolutely not true"

Meanwhile the TRUMP team quietly moved 2.62 million TRUMP tokens worth $6.21M to OKX

Denied the new coin while selling the old one 😂

😮 Canadian Prime Minister declares Canada is in a trade "war" with the United States

Friendly neighbors having a very unfriendly year 🔫

😊 Alibaba raised $10.2 billion in Hong Kong's largest ever secondary offering - 100% going to AI infrastructure

Net profit fell 75% year-on-year due to capital spending, stock dropped 12% after hours despite the raise being oversubscribed

Raised $10B for AI, profit down 75%, stock dropped - investors not impressed by the math 😞

🏹 Bill Gates: AI is moving faster than society is ready for

Gates warns that millions of jobs could disappear, while AI could dramatically increase cyber, biological and even loss-of-control risks. At the same time, he believes AI could transform medicine, education and science if governments prepare early

AI could be humanity’s greatest equalizer - or its biggest disruption 🚬

🤔 Pitbull tweeted "Pitcoin is coming" about his album and dozens of PITCOIN scam tokens launched on Solana

One jumped 100%, another 207% in 7 hours - most are worth under $3k and Pitbull has nothing to do with any of them

Mr. Worldwide accidentally created a memecoin ecosystem 🤣

🧃 Telegram phone number +888 8 666 sold for 666,666 GRAM - nearly $1 million

Someone paid $1 million for a phone number they'll never answer 😄

🍻 Bill Gates proposes a tax on AI and robots replacing human workers

Current system lets companies write off robots immediately while paying payroll taxes on humans - Gates wants to fix that gap and fund retraining programs

Man who automated millions of jobs with Windows now wants to tax automation 😂