🔨 BitMart users can't withdraw funds after closure announcement - $100M in wallets shrank to $4.6M in reserves

Trader stuck with $10.1M, market maker calling it insolvent, projects filing police reports, CEO denying any wrongdoing

Announced "orderly closure" while quietly running out of money - FTX playbook 👀

👀 Nearly half of all Bitcoin is now underwater

According to CryptoQuant, around 48.6% of BTC supply is currently held at an unrealized loss. Historically, getting close to 50% has been associated with deep capitulation, when weaker holders sell and long-term investors start accumulating again

Half the market is underwater. The other half is calling it an entry 🐸

🕵️‍♀️ The U.S. wants private companies to help fight cybercrime

Private contractors could be authorized to track and disrupt infrastructure used by foreign cybercriminals, under government supervision.A major target: transnational scam centers

Cybersecurity is becoming a team sport 💊

😱 Fake job interview led to $11,800,000 stolen from a crypto company

Scammers posed as recruiters, ran fake interviews, sent a "test task" with malware - employee ran it on a work computer, hackers bypassed MFA and drained the treasury

Never run code from a job interview on your work computer - ever 🫡

😊 Israel's largest bank Leumi is adding Bitcoin, Ethereum and Solana directly to its banking app starting 2027

Another country's biggest bank discovered the crypto button 😂

🚬 New mining company employee got access to 100 computers on day one and immediately started mining Bitcoin for himself

Made about 1 BTC before getting caught

Got hired to mine Bitcoin, mined Bitcoin - just for the wrong wallet 😂

🤙 CZ is donating remaining BNB from his public address to Giggle Academy then turning it into a burn address

Wallet got flooded with unsolicited memecoins and every burn attempt just created more speculation around his on-chain moves

People sent so many memecoins to CZ that he had to abandon his own wallet 😂

🍑 CZ says over 20.07 million Bitcoin have been mined - only 4.4% of total supply left to produce

Estimates 10-20% of existing BTC are permanently lost or inaccessible - real available supply keeps shrinking

20 million mined, millions lost, 4.4% left - the scarcest asset in history getting scarcer 😐

🤖 Elon Musk says "I hope AI is nice to us"

Man building the AI said this 🤡

🏴‍☠️ Pirated copies of Odyssey are hiding Lumma Stealer malware that grabs crypto wallet data, passwords and auth cookies - bypassing 2FA

Downloaded a free movie, gave hackers your crypto 👺

😲 Shanghai tech company Zhibao Technology bought 2,380 BTC for $155 million and immediately entered the top 40 public Bitcoin holders

Chinese companies quietly joining the corporate Bitcoin reserve race 🍑

😊 Telegram applied to ICANN for its own .gram top-level domain - usernames become websites

@durov becomes durov.gram, sites hosted directly inside Telegram with a single text prompt

Telegram wants to be your browser, bank and domain registrar 😂